I Found A New Dirty Celebrity
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been searching the world for the ultimate DC and I think I found IT. Meet Michael Jackson head on a Kim Kardashian body. I’m not sure what planet IT is from. The alien goes by mortal name “Yasmine Petty” and claims… wait for it… IT is a “MODEL”. I can’t wait for the dirty army to name this alien!
Anyone know this chick… what’s her story morning glory? Potential DC names will be reviewed at this time, please leave them in the comment section.- nik
Rocky Horror.
She cool People
Wth is that, that shit is scary!
The Brow
What about Thriller?- nik
likes thriller!
They should call her 51s finest
“Her” name is Jennifer Paris…. she is actually a transexual escort from NYC….. she hosts a lot of night clubs around NYC and supposedly does “fashion modeling” as well.
Guaranteed a Tranny. Dude is a forgy king too.
The Joker
Count DRACULA!
Count DRAGula
Kim Karmannequin
Kanye Chest
That is great… HAHA!- nik
Kanye Chest FTW!
Cut and Paste – that head looks too small to be on that body
MAN-A-KIN
Man-a-Kim!
I decided.
HULK says just call her Face. Look at her creepy alien slanted eyes on that plastic face. HULK SAYS FACE her name must be FACE!
RanSack
Call her ‘ANIME’ because she looks like a cartoon character.
That’s HILARIOUS she does look like one of those creepy little cartoon girls. What about CLAYFACE???
C’mon, this is a tranny. Look how big her hands are.
Torpedo
try calling it…
Beat It…
The Family Jules
from sixteen candles..no more yankey my wankey..the “Dong Her” need food
Chestica
MikeDashian
Smooth Kriminal. Smooth K for short.
BrowBeater
Avatar..cuz she def looks like she could be in the movie
Vlad the anal impaler or Frankenweenie
Shim Saturn…..the one who made Nik look twice
Trandashian
‘The Mask’. it looks like she has one of those costume/drama masks on. or ‘Tran-ime’.
Preying Mantits
She/He looks like it preys on ppl and lets be honest here, if it is a tranny than “Mantits” is perfect cause those are huge tits for a Man!!
I even make me laugh sometimes!!
I love thriller or mj kardashian
Lol @ thriller,, good one Nik
Man-ashian
Fauxy
Tucker…cuz that bitch is tuckin it in!
I’d smash it raw dog…tranny or not.
praying mantis
hahahahah I got it, how about “RayJ” from Supahstar?
WOW…haters. She is beautiful
You must feel sorry for her she’s far from attractive she looks like a troll with a fat ass
SurpriseGreg..
GayJ Karmanshian
Shim Shardashian
Seriously wtf is wrong with this girls face?
it’s a tranny with Down syndrome what do you expect
It wears some cheeeeeeeeeap ass $19.99 wigs. That’s for sure!
I submit the name of HIM Kardashian….and HIMK for short….
I would love to think that your site will be up long enough to give us up to date pics of all these plastic slores in about 5-10years when their surgeries are turnin on them…..LOVE your site….
meliss
Poc-her-hontus
Stu’s girl hence hangover 2
Look at the point on her nose…Toucan Sam!
Daaaaaaam….. She look like Kim but finer!
(Armenian) Klan Klone
She is actually is an ALIEN from Saturn …. He is just a dude from Queens!
All I can think of is beetlejuice when his head got shrunk lol…
ElviraNot!
Arrowhead
We don’t need a tranny DC!
TS Jennifer Paris. You can find her on Eros, under transsexuals. Your radar is off, Nik.
Dog face
She looks like pornstar Dylan Ryder but with longer hair
Tranny ape
since when are you obsessed with shims nik?
ITS A TRANNY FROM NYC!!!!!
Jim Kardashian
ur losing ur touch…that’s a man
Shim Fartassian
She looks like Tim Burton’s corpse bride
Roger rabbit. cause she looks like jessica rabbit as a dude.
She has a pointy v shape thin face like a rat
Yuk I just noticed it’s wearing a wig
She’s Low class hood rat trash I just googled her name in google images
I’m submitting Jessica Rabbit , she looks a lot like the cartoon character.
Jessica rabbit is hot this chick yasmine petty looks like a tranny with down syndrome
Hmm not sure who she’s trying to fool but that’s a Jafar NOT a Jasmin … And Im convinced that’s a Wig!
Kims Shim twin sister. Or maybe just Kims Shim.
Love it! Simply awesomeee. K.S is the best!
IT’S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!!
I would also like 2 submit “Lady Longbrow ” and “JaAaP” — Juggs and Ass a-Poppin.
she is a tranny….paris something is her name
Yeah I agree she does look like a tranny but she doesn’t look like Paris she looks more Like Pornstar Dylan Ryder
Yes, you’re right she/he is a tranny/NYC escort that also goes by the name Jennifer Paris. Just do a google search for Jennifer Paris TS and you’ll find her/him on Eros Guide, “TS Supermodel Jennifer Paris”. He/She also goes by the name Yasmine Petty photography, who likes to trick straight body builders into posing nude and having sex with them. Everyone knows this.
Pretending to be a female to get straight models to pose nude is one of THE most disgusting things someone can do to a straight guy. one day she’s gonna try that with the wrong guy & something bad with come of it!
Joker
Wow those boobs and her face are unfortunate she’s a 1 or 1.5 out of 10 on her best day even if she got the implants removed she still will look awful . I wouldn’t even give her a second look if I saw her walking down the street she looks like a cheap hooker
Monkey SLOOT OR Gutter SLOOT !
Name her GUTTER SLOOT it fits her appearance perfectly
Ostrich cuz she has a long neck and big eyes.
Kanyes Chest? Questionable Chesticles?
Fakardashian.
feMALE
Edamame!! As a snack, the pods are lightly boiled in salted water, and then the seeds are squeezed directly from the pods into the mouth.
Michael Kardashian
ANTZ! She looks like an ant from that late ’90s animated film!
Bitch wearing wig = tranny.
She’s like a Dylan Ryder clone / tranny/ Hermisphere ball yasmine is not curvy just fat I bet she waddles when she walks
Can we call her “Picasso?” When I look at this broad, I get the feeling of looking at a strange Picasso painting because her weird proportions.
She looks like chloe mafia from the uk google Chloe mafia it’s hilarious they both have the same cheap hooker look
like superman had bizzaro, she kind of looks like kim k. so the name shouls be “Kimzarro”
She fits the name Grotesque perfectly
HATEEEEEEERS !! She looks stunning !