I don’t understand all the fuss… it’s just a phone. My grade for the iPhone 5 is a B+. I decided.- nik
Nik.. Your gonna get your poor friend fired.. Lol
He totally screwed himself
AMEN YES HE DID
I have it too. its the exact same thing but with a bigger screen. It sucks I already switched back to my iPhone 4s
Who leaked it to you?
You must be a celebrity. Apple is only giving out pre-phones to influential peeps pre-sales date.
Can I just say that cell phones/smart phones have completely killed society. It’s bad enough that jobs are being taken by robots. Life as we know it is being monitored by Google and Apple. As these major companies steal your personal data they use these traps to brainwash you. Apple knows everything about you. It’s only a matter of time until the government has complete access to all data. Steve Jobs is dead and now our freedom will die with it. I beg of you not to use computers or mobile units. We are humans not pawns in the matrix.
Yes, life was so much better when we could conduct research using the Dewey Decimal System. Not to mention how amazing it was when we got to correspond by ravens!
We are already looking into it. He will be in so much trouble, no one is suppose to have this until the 21st.
Oh yeah, nice comment dude. Soooo believable that Apple would go on thedirty.com and post a comment about someone being in “so much trouble!!!”. LOL You sound like my mom.
Nik totally screwed his friend after his friend hooked him up, not cool
The new iphone 5 is totally disappointing. Thought since they were going up a # it was going to be different. They should’ve saved the really advanced changes from the 4 to 4S for the 5. I don’t know why they did that.
How does Nik get all this shit first? So dope.
Ahh I love the new back!
Yeah, sometimes ya gotta go DL with the swag, dude!
He COULD get fired!
(Why doesn’t John advertise on TheDirty, this is the BEST ad for his biz, EVAH?!)
If he gets fired, hire him to replace JV.
Phone looks super-cool, BTW! Kinda fururistic. L-U-R-V-I-N’ the stainless.
The sms doesn’t add up. Johns texts should be in green, not gray.
Obviously, you don’t have an iPhone..
That phone is weak. Apple just tricked all you clowns into buying another worthless product.
I have one too.. Not that big of a deal, they have already released 100,000 of them to employees and as promotional gifts to F list celebrities.
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