Jordan Needs A Good Guy


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet my friend Jordan. She is gorgeous on the outside and inside as well. Ask any of her friends, she is always there for them and she never speaks bad about anyone. I wanted to see if you could give her some advice. She is always dating guys from the 909 that treat her like complete sh*t. They aren’t honest with her and always end up breaking her heart. I’ve asked her over and over to try and date someone outside of her usual men but she refuses because she says its pointless and they will have nothing in common. Is there anyway to break her out of this streak and have her look for a different guy that she is use to? Because there has to be good guys out there that will treat her like she deserves to be treated.
Jordan is a sucker for her environment. Girls who fall for abuse men have abusive fathers.- nik











I smell a self post…… There is no such thing as bad publicity. Goooo Rock Star!!! Post away! Please show us some hearts!
Jordan I’ll treat you right, life can be better!
Daddy issues alert!
I deduce she’s a sucker for anything that comes her way. Thirsty!!!!
She appears to be gorgeous. There has to be something else going on here like a self-post lie or when she talks a sound resembling a screeching hyena comes out. I vote hyena!
Rockstar tastes like dirty chilli ring so this beat is perfect to rep! Lol! Team Red Bull!
TEAM RED BULL
Being from the 909, this post made a lot of sense. I know exactly “those guys” and yes, they all blow. Jordan deserves better because no one deserves a 909 tool bag. I’d volunteer but blondes aren’t my thing
She looks decent. Maybe her panty hamster smells like onions. Or maybe she refuses to take it in the brown eye. Once guys find these unfortunate things out the leave.
I think its nice you want to help your friend. But only she can help herself. Tell her first to stop hanging out at clubs and bars. Look for a trendy “upscale”(not Applebees) Dining establishment with a bar. Preferably near a large city center. You want to go somewhere between noon and five. Pay close attention to what people are wearing. If less then 50% of the men are not wearing suits, move on. Good luck.
Yep–abusive father =banging your abuser as an adult!
Abused=easy.
I LOVE how these chix get +2s instead of therapy, only making them even MORE prey to the wrong guys!
“Nuff said!
You are so right…especially about her. Daddy nowhere in the picture!!!
I would take her out for a steak dinner.
Monte Cristo in one,louie 14th other. Cheers to that.
actually nik ur wrong…..I felll for an abuser back in the day and NEVER did my father lay a hand on me….he just wasnt around.
Do you think Kelso banged her? Rockstar till u die.
so shes been used and abused by 909 bro trash – sounds like thats what she deserves.
Isn’t she almost 30? I thought she was engaged but I guess you have many, many issues if she couldn’t even keep that guy interested. Scary thought.
This girl is a diamond in the ruff. HULK would do things to her that you only see in XXX movies. By the time she leaves HULK’s surroundings her brown eye will be the size of a bullet proof gas cap. HULK SMASHHHH!!!
Jordan needs to get her roots done.
I live in the 909 and we always get stuck here. So sad but so true.
Your head is huge, bitch…just like your nose and your delusions.
If she is as beautiful on the inside as wow on the outside then I would def love to meet here…. And nik true statement baradar
You must like whores who don’t know their fathers. She’s perfect for you then! Hahaha!!
DA Strong! xox
We call her JD Daddy Issues….since she doesn’t know her Daddy. He left when he took one good look at that ugly jacked-up face. She’s in LA now sucking greg on the DL and doing photoshoots for free (and coke), still no agent and approaching 30 this year. NICE career there Jordy. Maybe get an education (and no doing hair doesn’t count). I don’t feel like paying your welfare bill for you and your midget douche “fiancee” (that ring is hideous and TIIIIIINY). Oh but wait, he pumped and dumped you!! Shoulda fixed your nose and got tits instead of your teeth, fail!!!