THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the reason I go to Twin Peaks in Scottsdale. I go alone and I sit at the bar n stare, I also enjoy my martini ‘shaken’ not stirred though, if ya know what I mean…na I’m messin with ya, I’m no creeper. Although she did tell me her name was Meghan the first time I went in… thats beside the point though, thuoght she was nik richie approved. Blond, blue eyes and huge t**ts. would you?
Answer: No, a girl who works at Twin Peaks has no class. It’s like banging a rookie from Hooters.