Love Those Peaks

September 15, 2012 Scottsdale, Would You? 3 5,453 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the reason I go to Twin Peaks in Scottsdale.  I go alone and I sit at the bar n stare, I also enjoy my martini ‘shaken’ not stirred though, if ya know what I mean…na I’m messin with ya, I’m no creeper.  Although she did tell me her name was Meghan the first time I went in… thats beside the point though, thuoght she was nik richie approved.  Blond, blue eyes and huge t**ts.  would you?

Answer: No, a girl who works at Twin Peaks has no class. It’s like banging a rookie from Hooters.