THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m not sure if I’m doing this right. I wanted to openly thank you for the past two years of entertainment. I know you get a lot of flack from people and I want to share my story to everyone. I’m not a drug addict, I’m a homeless man. For the past three years I have been living aimlessly within a five mile radius in a small town. I rather not say the city because I’m wanted on charges for refusing to pay child support. Nik I know you are tough on dead beat fathers and I’m not writing this to change your mind but to open it to the other side. I was a well off man who married a beautiful woman. We vacationed to Europe in the summers and lived in a beautiful home surrounded by trees and had a long driveway. Like yourself I only have one child. Four years ago my wife asked for a divorce out of the blue. I later found out she was cheating on me for over a year with her cousin. Yeah her cousin Nik. The divorce was so tough on me because that same year my parents died from a drunk driver and my son just turned two years old. The judge granted my wife custody because she presented him pictures of me peeing on a police vehicle in college claiming I was unfit towards authority and mentally unstable. Not only that I was forced to pay $10k a month in child/spousal support. My wife cleared all our money out the night before she filed. My wife who I’m still in love with Nik sold our house and now lives with her cousin and my son. At first I was ok with it thinking he was a family member trying to help until a month later I came to take our dog Roscoe and caught them having sex. I sat there and watched for 39 minutes as she screamed his name and how much she loved him. To this day I haven’t paid her a dime and I haven’t seen my son. Hopefully he will read this one day and understand. I tried explaining this to the judge and everyone thinks I’m insane. Her cousin even told the judge he is a gay man who doesn’t seek the affection of females. Such bullsh*t you f*cking home wrecker mother f*cker. Nik I cry almost every night about my son. I owe over 100k in support and now I’m hiding out. I can’t even get a job because the debt is too monumental. My days consist of going to the library to read books and surfing your website. I have gym membership of 19 dollars a month to take showers and it hurts me to say this but I steal condiment packets from Taco Bell and the bakery section of Albertsons to eat. I’m a non-alcoholic bum who doesn’t care anymore. My scar is deep and my heart is gone Nik. I feel like God tested me in the most ill-humane way and I failed. Hope is lost for me Nik, so if the term deadbeat is what I am then I will take it. In a weird way Nik you are my best friend. You make me smile and ease my pains. So let this be a lesson to all. Never trust your wife’s family members or you will end up like me, a dead fish.
I’m not your Wilson. You need to get back in your son’s life or he will think incest is ok. You need to save him (in-turn you will save yourself).- nik
**Maverick, this is terrible advice. Running away from your problems doesn’t solve anything. PLEASE DO NOT cut your child out of your life, as a friend Mr. Homeless I demand the best from you. When you read these comments be open minded with strength and think from your heart.- nik