THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m hoping you can let me vent a little. I’m Greek and us Greeks take serious pride in our culture. Being a true Greek I would eat at Daphne’s for lunch like every single day. But no more! I refuse to eat at a fake Greek place. They changed all the logos and designs to non Greek. I refuse to eat in an orange establishment like Holland. If you want to do drugs and sleep with prostitutes then eat at Daphne’s California Amsterdam. All my Greek brothers and sister unite and do not eat fake Greek!

I always wondered why Mexicans don’t eat at Chipotle and then I found out it was owned by McDonalds.- nik