THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shaun White is an IDIOT. Over the weekend he got arrested while being delibetralt drunk in A Nashville Hotel. Police say the two-time Olympic gold medalist snowboarder tried to attack a hotel guest who had followed him out of the hotel early Sunday morning. When the guest told White he had called the police, the skateboarder “attempted to attack the man and fell and hit his head.” The best part? The cops were actually trying to be really cool about it and just asked him to sign a misemorenor citation…but no, he refused and got put in jail because of it. PS. The black eye is from him attempting to hit the hotel guest and hit his own head doing so HA!

He looks like a butt pirate in this mug shot.- nik