THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so pissed. I’m a sophomore here at Indiana University, and the administration has officially gone off the deep end by BANNING handles of hard liquor at the tailgate field. IFC Vice President of Communications William Kragie says that the banning it was done in an attempt to “re-brand the Greek experience at IU.”  They are claiming that the presence of liquor on the tailgate field was considered a “dangerous tailgate practice.” Dean of Students Harold Goldsmith also chimed in by said that the traditional tailgate experience, “wasn’t a very positive atmosphere…I was asked what would improve the image of the greek community on-campus.” Consequences for violating the no handles rule will include police intervention. WTF Nik, I mean I guess it’s still cool that they’ll still allow us to keep our beer, but what gives them the right to take away our jungle juice?!!!

Beer is for fat people. Without Jack how is a man supposed to grow?- nik