Tampa Bay’s #1 Douchette

September 27, 2012 Tampa 22 7,132 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is douche bag Desiree. She’s 24 but looks 14! Rite? Was once a cheerleader in high school and is now one of the many strippers in Tampa that likes to call themselves a model. She’s maybe 4″10 with curves but fake *ss blue eyes, wanna be white girl hair, and ginger freckles.. Claims she is Puerto Rican but doesn’t speak a lick! She thinks she is the hottest thing to grace Tampa.. Can someone give mini wheat a reality check!!! If only her attitude, ego, and mouth was as small as she is then it wouldn’t be an issue… BUT THIS DOUCHE IS ON BLAST!! She runs around claiming she’s a dental hygienist, but B!+@h!!! YOU ARE A STRIPPER! Put some make up on and get Rosetta Stone before you tell people you are Hispanic. You are just another average brown white girl!

Whats with the fuzz line on her forehead.- nik