Taylor Swift Is A Stage Five Clinger

September 3, 2012 Nashville, New England, The Dirty 17 6,374 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does no one else see what I’m seeing? I’m mean it’s already kinda weird that she’s dating a teenager pretty much (cougar in training?) but now’s going in S5C mode. Apparently she “totally in love with Conor. They are inseparable and are all over each other all the time. While his relatives really like Taylor, some feel their lovey-dovey behavior is cute while it has made others in the family feel a little uncomfortable.” First she crashed a Kennedy wedding and was asked to leave but STILL STAYED. And was even clinging on to him when they were visiting his mother’s gravesite. Here’s what a friend had to say:

“She always falls very hard and becomes very intense very quickly, and this time is no exception. In fact she seems to have fallen even harder. She missed Conor so much, she sent a plane for him a few days later. He’s been with her ever since, and his family doesn’t know when he will be back. Things have become so serious between them so fast that no one in Hyannis Port would be surprised if they eloped.”

UMMMM well that’s just WEIRD. AND CREEPY. Do you think think romance will last Nik? Or will she just creep the Kennedy’s out even more and he’ll have to be forced to break up with her?

Taylor Swift has no concept of love, that is why she tries to force every relationship. Conor Kennedy you can do better and Taylor don’t get butt hurt… you don’t want to fall for a Kennedy anyway, they all have death issues.- nik