THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dave Gutierrez he lives in Toronto. He thinks a gangster but he just sells pot. He has a University Degree in science but hes the dumbest motherf*cker I’ve ever met. 80% of everything this guy says is a lie, and then he will believe his own lies. He hangs out in Kensington Market all day and sells weed to homeless people and hippies and thinks hes a straight G. His friends are even bigger losers than he is and are going nowhere in life. They’re all either rappers or drug dealers and they all chase after nasty fat chicks with cankles. He disrespects women and only uses them for sex, while he fronts like a nice guy and is constantly lying to them. And on top of ALL of that, he has a tramp stamp.
I hate fake gansters.- nik