THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I attended USC a few years ago and had the time of my life. There was nothing but hot girls everywhere just like this girl Ashley. I easily slept with over 300 girls in the 4 years when I attended. I just visited my little brother on campus at SC and I was distraught. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, there was no hot girls anywhere to be found. I don’t know if I visited him at the wrong time or what? Please tell me UCLA did not steal our chicks. Love, frustrated SC Alumni.
It looks like Instagram couldn’t hide Ashley’s side vein.- nik