What Happened To The Girls At USC

September 14, 2012 Hollywood, The Dirty, USC 52 10,111 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I attended USC a few years ago and had the time of my life.  There was nothing but hot girls everywhere just like this girl Ashley.  I easily slept with over 300 girls in the 4 years when I attended.  I just visited my little brother on campus at SC and I was distraught.  I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, there was no hot girls anywhere to be found.  I don’t know if I visited him at the wrong time or what?  Please tell me UCLA did not steal our chicks. Love, frustrated SC Alumni.

It looks like Instagram couldn’t hide Ashley’s side vein.- nik