You Are Dead Richie
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik your f*ckin dead bro. Nobody f*cks with a Valentino and gets away with it. F*cking punk! or should I say Hooman…that’s right! I know your real name you f*cken douche b*thc. watchu want, the Colt? 22? 44? the shotty?? you don’t stand a chance bro, what do you weigh? 150? I will destroy you. Just so happens I got a few buddies out in LA, I’ll fly up there today, I don’t give a f*ck. Whodoya think ur messin with. I’ll drop a few dimes to come out to teach you a lesson in a second. i don’t drive a C -class anymore ya dumb f*cks.. Come at me,. I’ll teach everyone not to mess with a Valentino, u don’t mess with mob money…dumf*ks.
Ruben you need to relax. Without me nobody would care about you.- nik
this guy must wear a schmedium t shirt
Don’t worry nik.. I know this guy he’s soft.. Plus he’s dead broke.. He wouldn’t even be able to buy himself a plane ticket
Gotta love photoshop !
Nik, a real gangster would not be sending you a warning like this. As a matter of fact you would never see it coming. This just proves this guy is a C-class driving idiot. I say we call him C-class, it seems to me this really gets to him lol. DA!
C-class is the perfect dc name!
C -class! Welcome to DC status, Chili Ring King!
HELL YEAH!! But C is not for Coupe, its for CLOWN as in CLOWN CLASS!! lol DA!
He has to be one of biggest tools that’s ever been on your website what an idiot!!! Btw nice shirt duche i have the same one and I’m sure yours was also found in the girls section!!! Nik made you relevant you’d be nothing without him so thank him don’t be ungrateful!!!!
This Is hilarious thank you nic for this site that definitely helps my frown flip upside down. Keep doing what you do…
Sweet V-neck faggot, put your hat on straight like a grown up!
I didn’t know until now there were shooting ranges just for homos.
He has amazing cleavage
“Nik your f*ckin dead bro. ”
“your” is possessive. What YOU’RE trying to say is “you’re.” See how that works?
Haha! That’s such a pet peeve of mine!
I think you need to call the cops on this mental case.
Are you sure he didn’t want you to complement him on the +2′s?
Haha
lay off the ‘roids dude
What kind of dumb fuck uses a .22? I will protect you Nik
KING OF ALL TATS!! has to be his name..i decided.
i don’t understand why everyone gets mad at Nik, he is not the one posting them to the dirty…wtf?
See, he owns a colt. Colt 4.5″ coming for you richie
First, I hope this is a joke cause guy is acting like he’s in 8th grade. Second, using targets of real people like that is actually illegal and can be constituted as a threat.
You my friend are what we french in Quebec like to call a “Loser Man”
That’s roids for ya. You actually tell people your going to kill them. This is why our prisons are so full. Does anybody not get caught anymore. I don’t think anyone connected would even admit to have ever even met you. Hell,,I bet anyone connected would call you a douche.
How can anyone take death threats seriously from a dude who has man boobs and cannot punctuate a sentence properly?
since when are cum stains – cum chiggers allowed to be in Chicago let alone play with guns I mean symbols of the list for the cock
this cock chugger is to in love with trying to suck his own cock to get on a plane
Nick,
I think this fag wants to get in yor pants.
Also, photoshop is for liars……l
D.A. Strong.
You’re such a wannabe, ValenTARDO.
People who are in the mob don’t say that they are in the mob. You’re just a stupid punk.
That was most likely dropped on their head repeatedly as a child.
Which could explain your taste in tribal douche tattoos.
Yikes
Oh my God Nik, you better run… yawn. Wow, douche-bag-knuckle-fucks like this make me embarrassed that I share any type of DNA to this sub-species, in addition, I’m embarrassed to be a human. Damn, we have a loooong way to go down this path we call evolution.
Roof rage.
Okay stupid let me give you some pointers. If you were going to actually do it. First you dont tell people.Second he’s going to be in Denver Thursday.Third you get there Wed. Check out the locale. Fourth look for a good perch.preferably something less then 250 yards from your impact zone. Keep in mind the front door is not the entrance always used by talent. Fifth always,always plan your means of escape with out detection. Now sixth, And the most important for a brain dead douche like yourself. Leave the cell phone at home. If possible have someone use it while they are in chicago. Seven, carry cash, leave your cell phone at home. Good luck you f’n amateur. P.S if you don’t think you can get away with it. There’s always tomorrow.
LMAO!
Pointers from a pro. You just as much a douche as he is.
I’m not a pro and never claimed to be. If you had taken the time to read my previous statement a few people back I was ranting about all the jails being full. And I was giving ROO at least the idea of staying out of jail. But thank you for assuming I’m inept enough to claim on a website that I kill people. Instead of jumping around and reading here and there ADHD. Start from the beginning.
To much boob in the first picture ‘bro’
This cracks me the f’ up… lmao
so the douche bag admits to be MOB. nice. obviously he is a poser as well real MOB dont tell the world about it. iDECIDED
Haha i thought he was a lady. I was thinking. “Always gotta be throwing out nips n cleavage to show womanliness” as well as the message. What a sassy boy.
bro, you my friend are a LOSER! You should try hiding the fact you ever drove a C class. C class is for asian girls, gay guys, and the lower middle class.. First of all who in their right mind would brag about mob money? That is how all of you dumb idiots get put in a 8×8 cell under RICO.. Get a clue you moron.. Plus who would threaten to shoot someone via email? ever hear of IP tracking? MORON
Someone with mob money does not brag about having said mob money, nor do they brag about hits. All these idiot Guidos need to be euthanized. Real mobsters may have been criminals but it took a lot of stealth and attention to detail to pull off all that went on back in the day. Is this really what our culture has become? If I was your family I would be disgusted with you. If I were your family I would also consider you a liability, but you probably grew up in an 18,000 dollar trailer so this is expected.
He is mexican, not Italian!! which makes him a bigger douche
Nice tits you fag.
He went street on you nik.
Holy shit this is funny. Don’t mess with mob money bahahahahahahaha
You honestly think you are hard bragging about a .22? You are a joke and if your post is not enough proof, how bout the fact you take pictures of yourself at a shooting range, then you copy and paste pictures of Nik.
Don’t get him madder! He might break out the paintball gun or, gasp, even worse – the Nerf!
This guy is tough shit u better watch out…..NOT
haha first he says he doesnt care about being blasted and now he flipping out on you Nik. Is it roid-rage or was he putting on a front saying he didn’t care? im gonna its a lot of both
I did some research on this butt pirate. The mob he’s part of is called the Chili Ring Kings. These guys love to pound on some brown eye. In most gangs you have two choices to become a member, you can be beat for 30 secs by all the members or you can be sexed in, where all the members take a turn on you. The Chili Ring Kings only give you the option of being sexed in. All the members take a turn poking you in the brown eye. There are about 30 of them so by the time they get done your chili ring is filled with sour cream and most members end up in the ER. This guy here is the leader. He created the rules and you answer to him. Nik if I were you I would sleep with your butt to the wall, the Chili Ring Kings are coming for your brown eye.
His breast implants (manplants) look a little tight and too close together. He’s forming a uniboob.
a valentino?? is there more of him. lets face it, he was named after a sandwich.
Lay off the roids dude relax !
I think ROO needs to ROO
i wonder how long it took him to look up nik’s former name on google.
Ruben, if you keep putting your boobs out there for everyone to see, boys will just think you’re easy!
Keep your cookies in your jar.
^^^^^ WIN!!!!
Valentino here is a known snitch bitch “CRI”.
And of course I have signed plea docs that prove his bitchassness. Not “MOB”, not Made. He will have a great time in PC in County Jail, beg to PC-up in State Prison, and continue being a phony.
You know this guy is a joke when he makes me look like Tony Montana and makes himself look about as tough as Tony Danza…
Whose the boss?!? Nik Richie, Bitch
Tony Danza can box. This guy can only take it in the box.
What an IDIOT!!!
Call the FBI. Threatening people is NOT legal.
(BTW–I’m L-U-R-V-I-N even MORE how effectively we have all gotten into his head! THANKS for continuing to add content for us to “bwah-hah-hah” over! What a WEAK MIND!!!)
Nice man boobs…
Aren’t guns illegal to own in Chicago? This guy is a dumb shit.
So was that comment!!
Instead of C-Class, consider calling him D-Class, the D for Douche. Let’s not insult Mercedes-Benz with this steroid poser.
2 things , and I’m not backing this jabroni. But 1: the mob doesn’t say they are the mob? Ya like gotti didn’t have writers write about him? He bragged about being the mob all the time. And 2. Most of you can’t even afford the c class. What, none I you people would take a 45k c350? I seriously doubt that.
He loves haters, but yet wants to kill a guy because he put him in his place. Doesnt make any sense
Pistol Pepé
If he has money he sure as hell would not be caught with a Mossberg .410…LOL
Quit being a pussy nik
Ruben just texted me that your a DEAD MAN NIK!
Hahahahha. The red blotches really so show he’s a gangtaaa!
He’s at a f*cking shooting range. Betcha the gun isn’t even his….
Real mobsters drive Cadillacs ya dumbass
funny how this guy is sooo confident yet he gets so offended so easily, aahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruben you’re so undereducated about guns. Who takes a 12 gauge pump to the shooting range? After you tell Nik you want him dead, do you think that you can walk up to him and shoot him because that “shotty” has accuracy of about 10 feet. And a 22? Please, both of my children got 22′s when they could walk. My son started shooting my AR 22 at age 6. Nik this guy is a douche. I live in Texas and I’m dirty army. Please let me bring my gun toting friends to help you squash this stupid Mexican. Thank God there will always be dumb gay roid users with bad grammar to brighten my day because this guy is a joke.
um….. doesn’t everyone know his real name?
Him and his boyz offed DePhillips
I’ll put my cock in this f*g’s mouth. That’ll shut him up, but he might enjoy that too much. A big, fat, black cock. How you like me now Pedro?
Come at me you punk ass valentino u fckin gay ass mofo.
..gay..
Mess with mob money? Oh my God this guy is a bigger tool than I thought lol.
Think he can get his money back due to the refund gap??? Anyways, his piss poor judgment in firearms proves he’s just another emotional faggy roid rage boy.
This guy has like legit tits. He even has cleavage. I bet he’s a C cup to go with his C-class.
Id Blow him. PUN intended
I think this was made to be funny you know like haha, DUH! and nik if your reading your site sucks now.. did calgary loose interest in you cause i havent seen one new post
No, I just haven’t been able to post content in other markets because I’ve been dealing with making the website more secure. And the site doesn’t suck because you are still here.- nik
Maybe calgary isnt posting cause theyre too busy reading the exciting shit from the states!! (Btw, much love from Canada)
Ahahahhah lmfao Valentino your a fuckin wannabe dueche bag u fuckin pussy joke of a cunt! Da shotty? Da 44? Da colt? U be teachin evvy body not to mess wit da valentino? Seriously pathetic homie, btw nice baby gap shirt f*ckin homo
I am actually starting to feel bad for this self absorbed tool. Definitely needs an intervention. What could you possibly say to some one this egomanical to come back down to earth. Who knows,maybe one day he will grow up and realize himself that he’s a douche.
Funny how some ppl try and back him up like a few ppl above about how we wish we could afford a c-class! Haha apparantley someone doesnt know there cars cus the one this wannabe pictured with in his post was an early 2000″s which by the way u can pick up for under 15grand u can pick up a 2004 cl55 amg for under 25k everyone knows bmw, benz and audis arent worth shit when they are more then 4 yrs old and they are pieces of shit in terms of reliability considering the price u pay brand new to the depreciation in value after 50k miles. Ppl do your homework before your accusations cus some of them sound so ignorant and ppl like me will realize i wasted 5min of my dam life addressing ur stupidity!!!!!!
just you and this stupid analysis…..I remember when Valentino got whooped by the bouncers at Crobar and they threw him down the stairs, he broke his leg and didn’t do sh%t…………..
The way I see it, he only has enough money for a bus ticket and has no friends in L.A. because he has no friends.
Also he wears V necks and most likely capri’s……so not to much to worry about I SAY!
I bet his air guns are softer than his tampons
Is it wrong that this guy turns me on a little. Ok ok, he turns me on alot. I love cocky b-holes, what can I say.
This clown hangs out in elmwood park at rostyk the scammers house. Rostyk has scammed mika into thinking she will make millions with him and to move into his house. Reuben hangs out there with rostyk and the rest of the clown showing photos of lambos and boats on there phones. They lie to little polish and russian girls saying the boats and cars are on order for next year. These guys are losers. They cant fight and they owe everybody money. They have nothing and are nothing. Reuben is even starting to look like rostyk
LOL does anyone else find it funny when Nik gets a new enemy and they google him for 10 seconds and they think they’ve cracked the code on his real name? They think they’re the only one’s who know nik isn’t his birth name.
C -class line is classic .. hahahaha what a dip ship
Dude, this bro has cleavage. I think he has a boner for Nik.
Im going to take a wild guess the Valentinos aren’t graphic designers?? douche
Probably drives a 128 BMW now…
Hey ROO (Ruben One Out), go spank your monkey a few more times and calm the F down. What a douche. There used to be another tool on this site called The Burrito and you are now worse than that fool.
Hells yeah! This tool is the new burrito!
How do we give him a good DC name? We combine his love of the C-class with his mammoth mameries. I present to you….
“C-Cups”
Nik and the Dirty Army, you are welcome!
Slap-Chop!
this valentino guy is fucking seeeeeexy
He. Sucks black tranny cock
Asia?? LOL
This guy is a LOOOSER.. Dead Broke! Bad Name all over Chicago! He claims to be a “Hustler”, but he cant even hustle baseball cards! He just got a sever infection in his ass because he is too cheap to buy new needles for his steroids! (True Story), Everyone in the neighborhood bangs his g-friends! He aint got a dime and he never will. This guy is a washed up never has been and he better hope that he gets his reality TV Gig for Douches so he can get the fuck out of Elmwood Park/Chicago. AMEN!
We got DePhillips
Nobody f#cks with Valentino
No need to worry, Nik, LOOK at what a BAD shot he is!!!
LOL!!!
(And are those PAINTBALLS?! LOL!!! “Ooh, I’m scared!” tee hee)
He shops @ baby gap
Watch out y’all! We have a bad ass over here!! *
I keep laughing at the people warning you, Nik.
He had to edit the picture and put blood on it? AND he’s wearing a V-Neck? I bet you’re shaking in horrible fear Nik!
He knows your real name – doesn’t everybody. Geez lol
THIS GUY NEEDS TO MOVE OUT OF HIS MOM’S FIRST!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (true story)
Fcuk Nik Id laugh if someone whacked your ass!
He got 2 inch dick that wont even get up
Your Photoshop is bad and you should feel bad
Wow…there are so many places to begin…the toy shottie, the photoshop targets, the hat, his little sister’s shirt, the bolt-on chest and fake tan…then the roid rage issues. 4G network, but he’s no G. Wifi-thug! How refreshing. Looks like Kanye Chest has some new competition because this douche is bound to be selling his ass to men soon. Ken out.