Ashley Faye Simon, The Mongler
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Ashley Faye Simon, the grimiest wh*re of the greater Austin area. Her trailer park parents quickly gave up her as a partially aborted fetus for adoption after seeing how mongoloid her face was. She now lives off her dad, scraping every spare change from his pockets that she can get. Ashley has a deep obsession with army pilots, and will do ANYTHING to keep one around. In her most recent relationship, she claimed to be on birth control to get pregnant and wedlock a guy in. Her nightly beer and Benadryl mix she has to take to fall asleep caused a miscarriage and the lucky guy slipped away. Her uterus walls are so badly beaten and scraped from the various abortions she had, she can no longer carry children. After cheating on her boyfriend who was deployed, she contracted herpes and now spreads it to any willing soldier that will get between her cottage cheese legs. Time and time again, she’ll get on various dating websites to try and reel in a soldier overseas or in various states so that they have no idea of her true side. Be wary of this potato dumpling drunk Buda body drd infested scum, she is famous for her solo POV videos that she has sent to all her ex’s. Those videos can be seen on any free porn website (when she doesn’t have an outbreak). [Click here to see her toy]
Sex is not the answer to your depression.- nik
Watch out for her, I’ve seen her on militarycupid.com. what a scum bucket
She was such a whore at Tech, got her tongue pierced so she could give better head even though it was terrible
lol apparently ‘Sara’ has a dick?
She was such a whore as a sorority sister
Fellow ‘sorority sister’ what a lovely way to support your sister, this is Ashley & I assure you I wasn’t a ‘whore’ at Tech. This post is nothing but the ramblings of a jealous ex.
Someone link the pov porn!
Pov porn can be found on pornhub and youporn
Cannot be found. If it is, link it please.
It won’t be found because it does NOT exist. This post is nothing BUT LIES…trying to get back at his ex
Oh I’ve seen the vids. she is REALLY descriptive, good toy with a plug in the ass, dildo in the crotch by her bed. Awesome vid, got a lot of hits. Girl has one LOOSE choch.
You Have Been In Her Tight Like A Virgin. Loser Ex Get Over Her And Stop Posting On Her Page.
Dumb cunt above me..obviously never been inside her..tight like a virgin
and you have?
send the link
It’s pretty obvious that the comment above was again from the loser ex. If it was from anyone else, they would have linked it. Get a life and get over her. What a tool bag.
xhamster has the vids uploaded. Search Ashley faye and it should be up there.
nope isn’t there. good try though, Alex
nope
Bahaha, seems like the ex was just busted out for the loser he is. Not to mention, continuously posting on your ex’s page that you obviously put up just goes to show how big of a tool you really are.
While I didn’t post this, I think it’s unfortunate that someone did. I think Ashley is a great girl, and has poor judgement at times, but does mean well most of the time. I can’t speak for the videos, I would hope they aren’t out there. Even though she made a nasty post about me on this website out of anger, I do wish her the best in the future. I wish Nik wouldn’t allow people to post nasty comments about her on here, I know it probably bothers her, and she doesn’t really deserve that.
…that’s why you messaged her on facebook on your alias account (Mike Dugan) & told her you did it? lol
did you misspell the simple word “Infantry”?
Gossip galore!
Have you ever seen war? You reserve pussy.
Boyfriend must be MAD!
Boyfriend doesn’t give a shit. Knows the truth and doesn’t get worked up over a bunch of lies. The fact that Alex is still posting on here just shows what kind of an immature little degenerate he really is. At some point he has to make the decision to man up and move on, but apparently it is much to soon in his adolescent life to do that. From everything I have heard about him, it doesn’t sound like that will happen anytime in the near future either.
I guess everything anyone has ever said about someone in a degrading way is true! It’s a good thing EVERYTHING on the internet is true! Boyfriend must be mad since he keeps posting on here!
Why do you keep posting on here? Don’t be so butt hurt that she is over you and moved on-do the same-get over her and move on.
wish i could find this chick on fb, i wanna fuck this hoe
She goes by Ashley Faye on facebook
Wow, move on you loser. Maybe you need to focus more on your life instead of still trying to relive what you once had. Maybe if you did that, you wouldn’t be working at CarMax detailing cars.
LMFAO! It’s so appropriate that Ashley Simon is on theDirty. She has used this site for both her enjoyment and revenge for so long it’s only fitting that someone would post her on here, I’m so glad they did. Ashley is definitely deserving of this honor as the description above is spot on regarding the Ashley I knew. She was a pathological LIAR and manipulator. And she was annoyingly immature and fake to boot. I hope for her boyfriend’s sake she’s changed. If not, and I were Tyler Schafer, I would be verifying everything she’s ever told me. And I would definitely be reconsidering the engagement. Seriously Bro, No Bullshit.
Hahah well we know you’re either the Army Douche or the ‘Dr. Chiropractor’…don’t be jealous she’s happily engaged. You’re pathetic & trying to place your unhappiness elsewhere – like on TheDirty, writing anonymous, rude & untrue responses on a post that is MONTHS old. If she was ‘bad’ to you you probably treated her like trash so in return she treated you the same.
1. How did you know she was engaged & how did you know who she was engaged to? Also you posted this the VERY day she got engaged, SO SO SO CREEPY/STALKERISH! You’re obviously not close with her, I’ll assume you’re a fucking stalker & find any & every way to get information on her…weird
2. You had to search through pages & pages of the TheDirty to find her on here…or google her name…creepy
3. GROW UP & learn to be happy instead of putting others down to make yourself feel better…
SO typical, an ex army dude settling for a fat chick….