THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl Ashely Parrott goes after every single bosnian guy in Jacksonville. She thinks she is some”Kim Kardashian” look-a-like. She was recently is in some Gangnam Style video, and now she thinks that she’s famous when almost through out the whole video she is standing behind the main guy but when you do see her she looks lost. She got thrown out of this Country Bar called Mavricks for underage drinking and made a huge seen and almost got taken by the police(she does not remember this). Ms. Ashely Parrott has tried out for the Jacksonville Jaguars and has failed 4 times now, and every single time she fails she goes back to “cheering” for the Jacksonville Axe Maidens(a sorry excuse for a dance team). Nik, she still lives at home, can’t afford her car payments, and she is 21 years old. Ashley Parrott is a sorry excuse for a woman with daddy issues. End Of Story.
She’s famous alright…- nik