THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch stalked and harassed my cop friend then got a restraining order against him which got him kicked out of his own house. She got a restraining order against the room mate she had before him too. She says her uncle is a DA. She drives around SF drunk all the time and she accused my friend of sending naked photos of her out illegally but the thing is this bitch is a hooker/stripper. She tried to be in the SF burlesque scene but in the photo below in the catsuit the first time she ever “danced” she cut off her clothes with a real razor blade, cut a main artery, bled all over the stage that other performers had to perform on after, then had to go to the hospital. To top it off she brags about fucking people over in court with her innocent act and selling her eggs to unsuspecting couples by not disclosing that she is both mentally ill and has lupus. She made up her own nickname Lulu and makes people call her that instead of Lauren. Now her little website says she is “retired”. Seriously would you fck this thing? She has no hips, no ass, and can you even call those tits? Now I know why the other girls call her single white female behind her back. .
That beards fitting on her.- nik