Did You Know About Crystal Harris’ Past In San Diego

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you may or may not know this, but… when Crystal Harris, aka Hef’s former fiance, lived in San Diego she worked as a hooker for this girl Jessica downtown, in a condo across the street from San Diego City College. She actually kicked Crystal out because guys couldn’t stand her — she would just stare at herself in the mirror and reapply her lipstick. She was working for $300 an hour and couldn’t keep work because she is just such a headcase.
Thank God Crystal Harris got +2′s to even out the stomach region.- nik














That bra is about 5 sizes too big.
isn’t she still a hooker ? just one 85 yr old client
Photoshopped to death!
Did she bang rockstar rus? HAhaha
she was never a hooker, whoever posted this is nuts. she has always been super nice and down to earth.
That’s BULLSHIT! No she wasn’t I knew her personally!
That’s BULLSHIT! No she wasn’t I knew her personally!
She used to date my homeboy Joey Hollywood.