THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seriously? What’s with the chest? And $16 lingerie? Whats happened to Elvira, she used to be the hottest one. [Click here to order her $16 birthday suit]
Elvira, please for the love of GOD update/upgrade your +2′s. Stop spending money on your face… don’t make me blame prescription medicine for your delusional downfall.- nik
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her face almost looks as botched as her boobs…which are really, really f*cking botched. do these photographers just not say anything??
Of course most of them won’t say anything because deep down inside they are hoping to get some.
i’d still stab it
WOW! Hope this is some kind of futuristic makeovers where they push a button and she goes back to the way she use to look!!
Old look – Stunning
New look – FAIL
WOW!!!
I got to page 13 of “Elvira History” and needed a break.
OK–Nik, you got her in her PRIME!!! (WOW!!!)
The blonde hair should’ve been lighter, it was too mid-tone, but it worked.
She now looks like Famke Janssen, which is fine; but we already have one of those and don’t need two. lol
What was the “bad career advice” she was given? I’m fascinated!
She was told to dump you? LOL!!! (She’d be rock-star status and rich now, had she chosen differently! Sad.)
The pre-surgery photos just show how great she looked afterward in comparison. She should WANT them out there, for that reason!
(BTW–how F-ED UP is she that you dated her but married Shayne immediately?! That kind of stuff plays on a woman’s mind, seriously. #troof)
That one messed up chest. I’m from the boon docks, and have always been the “slut” or the “idiot”, all n’ all the outcast, cause I would do anything for a nice rack. My husbands boss even said he’d pay for it whenever I want, if I went where his wife went. But I’m terrified of letting anyone in the area touch them. And that’s exactly why! I would spend the rest of my life with my c-cup, before I’d risk having a jacked up job like that! And I thought she was pretty, and that you guys were just being harsh, until I looked at her older pics. My god. She’s gonna end up looking like mama Elsa if she doesn’t ease up. She was wayyyyy more gorgeous before all the crap!
Her face is still pretty. The implants definitely need to be redone!
I like how her eyes have changed color. Still a good looking gal with horrible judgment for letting Nik inside of her. The boobs can be redone. Add a bit of a tan like she used to have and lay off the Burciaga like make up and she will look good as the old version.
I work for a plastic surgeon. He said the 2′s should be two fingers close, not a hand. Those girls are creeping on her lats, wtf. Refund gap for the loss.
That’s a hell of a transformation. Someone or something is putting stress on that poor girl.
She’s hot ! The real Hulk.
I disagree. GAY HULK likes penis. GAY HULK
My gawd what in the fugly hell chewed up this once beautiful creature and spit out a hobbit?? Where are your friends girl? Once you find them, fire them immediately for allowing you to do that to yourself! Friends don’t let friends butcher beautiful!
*I’m not JUDGING you, I’m making an OBSERVATION*
Looks like she has capsular contracture. She needs a revision ASAP. Is she broke or something?
I don’t give an damn tha girl is hot as hell
Is anyone else turned off by how dark her nipples are? I’ve never noticed that before. Is there some procedure that can be done for that? Nik, did that ever bother you?
*I’m not JUDGING you, I’m making an OBSERVATION*
She looks like she’d be hairy too.
Wow… To much work done. Your boobs are disgusting.. To far apart and your face looks like something big sat on it.. You werent even that pretty before but now you are nasty looking
at least he keeps his face shaved