Gross Creepy Pacific Beach Dirtbag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is probably the creepiest of the creepers in San Diego, and that’s saying a lot — what your readers may or may not know is that in addition to its beautiful weather and mediocre sports teams, San Diego is ground zero for overaged, creepy, frat boy types. Pacific Beach is like their Mecca (see posts on PB Millionaire), as it is for the dirtiest of the dirty c*ke addled sloots (see the To-Do List). This guy Sean Conan is really creepy. He is pale and schlubby and just really predatorial. He lives in a (filthy) studio apartment in Pacific Beach (he tells women it’s his “beach house”). . . there is trash and filth all over the floors. On the nightstand he has a claw hammer, a bottle of lotion, Kleenex, some duct tape, a police baton and a bottle of gin. I swear, I cannot make this crap up. “How does she know?” you might ask. Well, a friend gave me his number and I set up a tentative date. I was really tired from work, so I asked if it would be okay if we just hung out and did something really mellow like watch a movie — I’d bring over a dvd and takeout. I told him I was dressing down in yoga pants, so not to get too dressed up — be comfortable. When I got to his door, I knocked and he said, “Come in, it’s open.” I walked in and he was naked on his Ikea sofabed (except for tube socks), beating it and smiling. I screamed, dropped the food and ran. He sent me a text later asking if I wanted to apologize for (wait for it. . .) “sending mixed signals by saying ‘wear something comfortable’.” I work in law enforcement. . . in retrospect, I kind of wish I’d tasered his cock. Not content with this, a few days later he sent me a pic of his small, pale penis with the text: “Feel like you missed out on something?” He’s also tried to stalk a few of my friends off Facebook. He’s just incredibly creepy. . . oh, and he continually brags about his BA from Chico State and his Master’s from Ashford University. He has even said he wants “Master Sean Conan” printed on his checks. . . because, as he rationalized this, “Doctors have their title on their checks.” Oh, and he calls his junk “The Conan” and calls himself: Sean San Jose; Sugar Sean; Seany Nony; The Pacific Beach Bad Boy; and Seantastic. He has a beat-ass Mustang with 2 Sigma Chi license plate frames he calls the “Stanger Banger,”. PS. In the first photo, he is sleeping during a Super Bowl party with his hands down his pants in someone’s living room. And he’s 31.
It’s not healthy to sleep on a mattress with no bedsheets.- nik
Its all true. He also tried to take advantage of one of my friends who was totally Courtney Love Wasted, and she kick boxed his ball sac and pepper sprayed him like a roach. Hes incredibly foul he wears a sports cup and boner sweats in public 90% of the time. This is not someone who should be around children, I didn’t trust him around my doxie because shes a girl.
He’s an A-#1 creep. Know him.
@ Alana, OMG this is priceless, I know you and I dont know each other, but I heard about what happened through one of his friends, he wouldnt admit what actually happened so I texted him pretending to be you bf and I threatened him with the cops, he was sooooo freakin scared. So every once in awhile I would text him again and say I was ur cousin or whatever just to mess with him. A few months ago I found out that you and I actually moved to the same city from SD completely random, but yet he is convinced we are bffs and even roomies, sometimes I pretend to be random skanks he gave his number to, promise him sex and ask him to come over, which is usually at least a 60$cab ride. When he finally gets to “the girls” place thats when I let him know its me. Ive done it 3xs and he falls for it every time. He hates my guts and he makes me sick so the last time I spoke with him he was drunk and being an ass so I said ” BTW Alana said to tell you to go f*&k yourself and Die” he was depressed and mopey for 2 days afterward, like it opened some dark psychological wound. I keep hoping someones bf or angry family member really does beat him up for all the crap hes done.
Good he deserves it. He is such a creeper that my ex finally called him and told him to leave me the hell alone. Did you ever hear about him getting kicked out of the tattoo parlor because he was crying and yelling at the tattoo artist because I was getting a star on my bikini line? He was mad the tattoo artist could see me in my panties and he couldn’t so they threw him out.
How is your vagina tattoo treating you?
Who’s grandpa is that in the picture, and why is he so red? He looks like a naked mole rat.
^^^ Anonymous, Are you a crazy person?? Jesus why do you care? And now you stalked some other girl?? Dont know the guy or you but he sounds gross and you sound psycho
Self-post. No one would defend this guy.
Trust me, he is. How is Anonymous “stalking some other girl?”
Lmao Hi Sean Dusky nice to know you finally found the post. No one else would defend him or his actions, stalker? You kept texting me after I sent you on the goose chase the first time two and a half years ago, you kept trying to give me second chances to make it up to you because you were so hurt Creep. I have a dic pic he sexted me. Very small pasty and unflattering I wonder if Nik will let me post it
Sorry, didnt mean stalking, meant impersonating someone you dont even know which is even more crazy….but regarding stalking, “i found out where you came from, and now are in the same city as me is pretty stalkerish….Like i said,…dont know anyone in this post… your actions just seem psycho to retaliate against some guy you shouldnt even give two seconds of care towards but you continue on like a crazy person … He must of done a real mental number on you considering his looks….
Yuck he even looks like a creepy bastarded!!
lol look at these comments, looks like the OP is really butthurt by this dude. Probably cuz he gave her the DRD and her vag warts are flaring up lmao!
This guy has been given a lifetime ban from the bar I work at. I knew he looked familiar.
Im crazy? Everything that has been said about him is true and verified by him hisself. Honestly I wouldnt let this guy watch my kids on TV!!!! I never stalked him he is unfortunatley my best friends husbands best friend. As for Alana, I dont know her we are just from the same city have a mutual friend and she encountered this tool. I never contacted that woman or claimed to know her that story was told to him to bait him it had nothing to do with me personally. I wish I never knew this clown, his antics are all people talk about wherever he goes because he is vile and generally makes women want a rape shower so he is frequently thrown out of bars, clubs and sometimes phyaically attacked, I cant say sadly because it is usualuy for good reason. So thats the truth now maybe you should stop defending this ass hat.
Learn how to complete your sentences. Also, spell check. Please, if you’re going to trash talk a creep, then do it CORRECTLY! I still agree that he’s a complete douche. Nasty as they come, seriously. Love
Me!!
I’ve had “The Conan,” This man is a war machine in the sack however he likes anal a little too much even caught him trying to stick up my ass when I was asleep…
Total self-post. No woman EVER uses terms like “war machine in the sack” to describe a guy, even if he’s a great lay.
And there is NO way to stick it in a girl’s ass when she is asleep unless A.) you have a micro-penis (which posts indicate may be the case) or B.) you’ve roofied her (which also may be the case, from what I’ve read on here).
That last post was totally him Nobody would ever refer to him or his member as a war machine and if u dont believe me Ill send nik his dick pic to prove it. He has a hole in a filthy sheetless mattress that he uses to pleasure hisself.
Lets see it
nik, you without a shirt is a major problem, but it is also a lesson. you are judging people for their bodies because you are not super secure in yourself. so am i. the difference is, im going to try to change that.
Thanks Sean.
Sean sucks and I am so happy to find out about this website. He’s always by himself and it’s quite obvious why. I get so uncomfortable just seeing him around town and duck down so he doesn’t see me. I don’t know him very well but of course I know about his masters degree. Bro, it’s a university city. You are not special. And ashford is a terrible school. Look it up. It’s being sued for issuing crap degrees.
I work in HR — when we get a resume with an Ashford degree, be it undergrad or graduate, we have a special file for it. . .a circular file.
What’s funny/sad is that a lot of their graduates really feel their degree puts them in the same category as someone who went to UCLA or USC.
LOL. Same here, I am the a dept manager for a credit union and unless the person has very strong experience we don’t Ashford degrees. What I don’t get is people who went to top tier undergrad schools and then go onto Ashford for their graduate programs.
This guy is a legit creeper. I was introduced to him by a mutual friend (a friendship i’m now thinking about abandoning).. I met him at a night out with friends, and he has since trolled and stalked every single one of my friends. He seemed like a semi-normal dude when we first met. He’ll come off as a socially stable mofo, but when the dust settles and night falls the creeper comes out in full force. At some point in the night we must have figured he was an OK guy and friended him on Facebook…. Alas a few of us have our phone numbers linked to Facebook, and a friend acceptance meant a phone number for San Diego’s #1 Creeper.
After a night on the town, my friends and I woke up to a massive amounts of text messages. Apparently this guy thinks that a friend request means that a girl is DTF and his BFF. … We literally had over 100 text messages between us asking to hook up. No Thank You. He has commented on EVERY SINGLE POST that any of my friends have posted within the last year… This is crazy stalker behavior.
This guy is ridiculously creepy. Stay Away. I (nor any of my friends) have been anywhere near his pecker, but I recommend to stay away… Far, far away.
Your story tells the tale of about 100 girls that have crossed path with this guy!
Met him. He found me on FB through a mutual friend. I added him, thinking he seemed relatively normal and then. . .He told me that we should just skip the small talk and go to bed.
I told him we could just skip the small talk and he could go to hell. Had to block him.
http://www.quickmeme.com/Creepy-Guy-Sean/?upcoming
I cannot tell you how happy those memes made me!
http://www.linkedin.com/in/seanconan
I work in sales for a San Diego based organization. I received an email from “The Pacific Beach Bad Boy” saying he was interested in one of our high ticket items.
I normally do research on my leads as to not waste my time, however I was busy and did not have time to vet him. He came to my appointment and within one minute of talking to him I could tell I was wasting my time. Worst of all he kept looking at my breasts. He gave me a few objections so I told him to think it over. He emailed me the next day saying that he was not interested but that we could stay friends. Since then he has emailed me about 4 times asking me to hang out.
After the fact I ran his name through Google and sure enough I came across this site. Yes, he likes to throw out there that he has a Masters, funny part is that he never mentions where its from.
What a DIRT BAG!
I work for a local company and he had a short-term contract position with him. Similar experience, needless to say. You would think at some point he would come to the realization that his behavior is not socially acceptable and is totally inappropriate.
“This is worrisome in that I’m not sure where his threshold tolerance lies. He drinks a lot, which creates a lot of uncomfortable confrontations – resulting in his being 86′d from numerous bars. But ladies, be careful. I hope, for safety’s sake, that he is narcissistic enough to take bad attention in stride since it’s better than no attention? He’s hard to predict though. My main concern is that he will become vengeful and pull an act of violence in a highly occupied area, like a restaurant. Do I have a valid concern, or am I just worrying because of the recent shootings in the media? I know he has the psychopathic quality of perceiving himself above everyone else intellectually and lacks empathy. People may as well be moronic cardboard cutouts to be crushed out of his way. In his interactions with women it’s quite obvious he likes to trample on them that he may step on their devalued bodies raise himself above. He then brags about his conquests and continues to stalk women with brash requests, without questioning how threatened they may feel. He simply doesn’t care about their feelings. But when it comes to his own feelings, he lashes out unexpectedly and is inconsolable – over such petty things! You have wronged him by denying him access to your body and he FLIPS. Oftentimes, his accounts of interactions with women stray wildly from the truth. It seems to me that he had a tough time growing up and his rage manifests itself through alcoholism and preying upon women. Maybe to make them pay for previous heartbreak. Unlike a lot of losers on thedirty, this guy actually scares me. I just wonder if or when he’s going to blow up. I definitely wouldn’t go anywhere he is known to frequent.”
To my knowledge, he doesn’t have any conquests, as women (even sluts) don’t respond to his “game.” He is definitely a stalker-type, though.
SEANDUSKY!!!!! ROTF LMFAO!!!!
I love the Seandusky nickname. So appropriate!
Only difference is that Sandusky actually got ass.
How did I find myself to this site you ask? Well a couple of months ago I was on a dating site where this creep contacted me. He sent me a messages and well I’m no Kate Upton so I thought I’d give him a shot. That was until he sent me another message saying that unless I was willing to have sex with him to not bother wasting his time.
He made my experience so uncomfortable on the site that I canceled my membership and asked for a refund. The site refused to give me a refund so I disputed with my credit card company and they asked for a written statement. Well in order to get as much detail as possible I looked for this d-bags name as sure enough there he was, along with his linkedin site.
Does he really think the “lets skip the small talk and have sex” line are going to work for him. Maybe some good looking guys are able to pull this off but this guy is far from good looking. He looks like a life size prepubescent hair-less penis.
If you look closely at the second picture you can see that he isn’t sleeping but rather his eyes are closed as he gears up for masturbatory lift off.
So whats the story behind the first picture? Was he sending this to someone? I mean who would be impressed by this. Most importantly where is his chin?
Buddy of mine told me he was on here. Lets see where do I start, In high school Sean had a habit of giving high fives to females. Innocent high fives you may think right.
It was later discovered that he would go into the restroom and touch his (yes you guessed it) penis and then high five the girls.
I think his logic was, “hand touches penis, hand touches girls hand, therefore girl touches penis.”
So if he ever goes for a high five, kindly turn it down.
Ok. So I thought for a bit about whether or not to post this but a co worker of mine showed it to me and it got me thinking: how many people have a similar Sean Conan story? He used to come into a bar I work at almost DAILY and was the biggest creep. He would stare openly at every single female there from age 21-61. He’s stingy, unless he’s drunk then he’ll tip $20s, but expect you will go out with him in return. Not only that, he would sit at the bar and pester female patrons that are trying to eat. We’re not a pick-up bar, we’re more the type of dive you grab a burger at if you’re at the beach and maybe watch the Charger game. Families would come in and he would bother them. He’d get really snotty with the male staff members if they would cut him off or tell him to stop bothering the 16 year old enjoying lunch with her parents on the patio. Otherwise he’d just tip them badly — or not at all — and act all bromosexual and weird towards them. Rubbing their biceps etc.
The owner finally banned him because he had enough of his shit and was sick of customer and staff complaints. Being a regular only gets you so far. It doesn’t give you a license to be a creep to everyone.
I knew this guy in high school. The High 5ing is true. He also stalked my sister.
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/financial-services-employee-explains-why-he-inserted-his-dna-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/
The high 5ing is one step below behavior like this one. In fact I bet he has done this sort of thing.
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/financial-services-employee-explains-why-he-inserted-his-dna-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/
https://twitter.com/seanconan
I do not know this guy very well but we used to work for the same company in different offices. I was searching the internet the other day looking for some old co-worker’s names to put down as references and this site popped up. So I thought I would share my experience.
He sent me an email one day inquiring about some internal matters. Well I guess that by looking at my name, “Courtney Styker” and yes I know its sounds like a porn name he thought it was a good idea to hit on me.
He asked for my personal number in case he needed to follow up on the issue after hours. This was normal as most of us used our personal phones for business. Well going of my name he probably thought I was some blonde bombshell cuz he sends me a few pictures including one of his penis. I respectfully said thanks but no thanks and told him that despite my name I am 6 foot 235 pound male black guy. Also to get him back at his game I sent him a pic of myself to prove that I was in fact a male and I also asked him why he was sending pictures of his two year old nephews penis cuz that what it amounted to.
This guy is a chronic “Dick Pic’er.” If he has your cell number chances are he will text you a picture of his penis.
What a creeper!!!!! I hope he dies…definitely sounds like a piece of shit to me!!! Reading this post kinda ruined PB for me…guess I’ll have to look out for him. Eww. EW.
http://www.bankruptreport.com/ca/san-diego/conan-sean