THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this douche lord with a paint job moved to HB from Texas and thinks he can become a player with a few of the locals. He’s like twelve years old, short, and sloppy with his “player” skills and needs to be put on blast! Just found out last night that he was “seeing”a couple of my friends and totally lying about it. Seriously, Jonny…if you’re gonna be a total hoe bag, at least be good at it. You realize we all know eachother, right?! Idiot. Stay away from this one ladies, nobody likes a LIAR..

Wonder which relative was kind enough to open their door.- nik