Karlee Deserves To Be A Dirty Celeb
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Karlee. I really think you need to consider making her a DC because she is perfect. She is a college student, loves to party and loves the attention she receives since she is one of the hottest girls around. You cannot deny how sexy of a woman she is.
Hottest? I feel like you submitted this from your phone and it auto-corrected the word heaviest to hottest.- nik
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I agree with you Nik! what a narcissistic ho. You not that great Hon!
SELF POST!! This is one ugly girl! the only thing guys are looking at are her fake implants…she looks super fat and over tanned! with all of that fake horse hair!! girl you BEAT! put on some clothes nobody wants to see that flab!
Self-posting attention whore…!!!
The nerve of you,submitting some chunky ompa lompa sl@t for dirty celeb status.
Top pic reminds me of C. Thomas Howell’s blackface from Soul Man.
Do all of these whore realize that look like plastic clones of each other…unoriginal slut.
OMG..pa-lease get OVER YOURSELF!
How pathetic are you when you several pounds overweight and hideous even with caked on makeup that you have to post yourself?
Don’t you feel a little remotely embarrassed by this self post? I hope everyone who knows you finds out how sad you are.
Nik please make a category called self-posts. I think it is absolutely hilarious when ugly nobodies attempt to compliment themselves in self-posts.
Nik definitely needs a SELF POST section. On a lighter note I’d still like to smear that cake batter off her face with my scud missile. I’d also like a hand at knocking the back fat off this plumper. I’d slam my skud in her friends mouth after that soo she can clean it off. She’d probably gag and puke all over Ms. Andersons backside though. HULK
….that escalated quickly.
I should add that I have a 3 year old son whom I have no custody of and I spent my hard earned money from working at Walmart on fake boobs, hair, and turning myself into an orange gorilla instead of spending it on my son.
Karlee- sexy?-NO dirty? YES- Get over yourself!
her +2s aren’t big enough to be dc material
Loving her fake ass ho stensions.
This girl is a 3…..
This girl is a 3…..
Meatball problems!
Not.NEARLY.Trashy/Damaged.Enough.For.DC.Status.
#don’taspire
This girl is in no way fat, however the fake bake looks horrible and she is in no way the hottest girl ever! Wow what do you and your women look like? And nik, your wife looks like she is the same size so give me a break!!!!
How is she even hot, she like a dime a dozen at Oregon State.
That’s not even orange, that’s like a dirty burrito brown. She’s not an oomp loompa, she’s a burro. A sad lonely burro.
This girl a stripper at club 205. I’ve seen her a couple times at Mystic, across the street too.
Not that hot, a bouncer told me she’s been stripping since she was 15 with a fake id. That means she’s been stripping for 5 years… think about the number of handjobs she’s given. ew
Stop already with the spray tan hunny. You are not that cute. I give you maybe a 6-7 out of 10. I might bend you over or splooge on your face but I’d definitely wrap my thing up. You look dirty and like a neighborhood rat!
fat?!?!? im confused
Fat? Wtf. She’s not fat, she’s dumb AF tho. She posted status’s about how her bf would physically abuse her and said what a horrible person he was and now they’re getting married …. Haha what an idiot