THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Craig Walton and his low life pieces of wannabe gangster s**t, goof buddies… They are bona fide, 100% genuine trailer park Surrey Jacks. These juiced out apes pose on their budget a*s boat along the Pitt River all summer long and lick patch and whoever else they think is somebody… They come from middle class(surrey standards), yet they try to act hard and have grow shows in Mission and Langley … These fake tough guys like to start s**t when they’re in a group, but get one alone and watch his dick shrink. They cheat on their nasty surrey sloot GFs/wives with other nasty Pepsi sloots and spread DRDs with their little Surrey pee-pees whenever possible… I saw these clowns in Vegas earlier this year trying to play the role and failing hard (absolutely nauseating!).Along with their man purses and wannabe jailhouse tatties, these mutts need a reality check. They think they’re Chuck Zito but they’re more like Chucky Cheese, f*cking fake-*ss middle class trust fund kiddies acting hard. If you see these guys in your neighborhood call the police if you’re concerned about them lowering your property value with their white trash appearance and f*cking grow ops.

Nice sword, do you have a tat to match…- nik