Mark Krystinak Keeping It Classy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mark Krystinak. He is hands down the biggest tool at ASU. Every one hates him, but he still gets sloots and slores at ASU with no self-esteem and thinks he’s hot sh*t. Case in point: This is at Midnight Masquerade in Phoenix. They made out, he pulled down her panties, turned her around, and they went to town. The original post got removed because people were concerned about their fraternity’s rep, but seriously, this tool deserves his karma.
Who is CSI, she needs the exposure so her parents know the tuition money is being spent well.- nik
Her feet are bigger than his.
RAW BUTT
She looks taller than him so it makes sense.
This was bound to happen. Think about it. If you ever watched CSI all they do is collect seman samples. Every time I’ve watched the main story was about the criminals ‘specimen samples.’ She knew what she was doing the whole time. Butttttt any chick that easy is bound to have DRD. That’s a trap for unsuspecting males. Class dismissed. HULK
F#CK, I’m a complete TOOL. I don’t get it. Oh well, life for me. I will just pretend to fit in by using the DIRTY vocabulary and act like I’m old enough to be part of the Dirty Army. On the plus side, I graduate H/S this year! Oh, and MOM says HI everyone. HULK
Aww isn’t that ugly. HULK
Give it up, you’re following this guy around trying to do what? You look really pathetic. Are we jealous that the actual HULK is funny?
Thanks for the laughs real HULK.
You’re welcome Mr. UNTOUCHABLE. HULK
Um the actual HULK is not funny. Like at all.
The actual Hulk is hilarious. I’m sorry that you have a terrible sense of humor, Amanda.
Poster is jealous, obv. The dude seems to be doing ok.
Only exception is he’s got a 70′s style porn bush goin on. Shave your ballpark man. And get some Kama Sutra powder. More girls will be willing to go downtown for the night
looks like he’s doing ok?
WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THIS NASTY SLUT IS…
we did read todays post
No condom…me likey
Yuck…really ladies???? Didn’t your parent(s) give you any self value education??? I’m a product of a drug abusing parent and an absent parent, yet I have only been with 1 man, my husband…I’m a college graduate with a business degree and own my own company in Vegas. It’s called, “knowing your self worth”
I have a 14 month old daughter and I will knock her on her ass if I ever see her on here!
It’s not even about how many guys someone has been with. Sleep with whoever you want but at least have some self respect and don’t do it in public with some clown. I shudder to think how many STDs the two have swapped that night.
You condescending cow. Lil Miss CSI is clearly having a good time, who gives a Fack?
“Oh my dad wasnt around and my mom was a user”…boo hoo. You know who else had that story? Oprah Winfrey, so what makes you so special?
If your mother wasnt such a prude and was a little more like this girl, maybe pops would have stuck around.
Perhaps we should congratulate this girl on owning her own sexuality, something that escapes a lot of women which only leads to bitterness and frustration later in life.
Most women have voyeuristic fantasies, perhaps she was acting hers out, in which case kudos to her for having the stones to do it.
CELEBRATING WOMEN ACTING LIKE COMPLETE FILTHY WHORES?? You and this piece of trash are the epitome of why our generation is so hellbound. What ever happened to morals, class and integrity? Not that I would expect you to know…so keep “liberating”..I’m keeping my self-worth.
she was drunk, it doesnt count as “owning your sexuality”. it counts as “drank too much and would never admit to it the next day. betcha
Nice made up story, waitress. Don’t act like you are anything. The more people talk, the less they have. If you had a clue, you would know that saying. You are so successful that you have time to hang out here.
Beating your own child, if she gets bullied? You sound like a horrible mother.
id be down
Dude straight raw dogging Big Foot!! Ahhhhhhh…
He has a small foot and probably a small dick. but who cares
It looks like she is stepping on her panties. Did she put those back on after? Ew.
this gave me a boner, I love dirty sluts
Everyone keeps saying what a nasty the girl is. Why are girls considered the only one to be dirty in situations like this? 2 people are involved, & can both have the same outcome from barebackin it… They both went all out in public. Shit people….All in all at least they had a good night.. Maybe next time take it to a room.
I am a good looking guy with a big dick, but i dont think i could pull this off. lol
Long skinny legs and a nice tight as$, I woulda busted one inside her as well…I say, “well done”
But who is CSI? She is ratchet. Look at the panties on the ground.
I bet it was a g-phi! they nassssty!
It’s funny how “Sick of Women like Kris” assmues I’m a “cow”, I guess he/she cannot fathom that a woman who may be young and attractive can stand up for education and not opening their legs to whom ever whenever. I have no problem with sex, I enjoy it and do it quite often with my spouse. Sex isn’t the issue, it’s spreading your legs for that 4 min of attention with random strangers, that’s the issue. I also “whine about my parents”, I was stating that the typical stripper, hooker or slutty girl uses that as an excuse to do what they do, I used it as a reason to better myself and help other girls better themselves.
Hi Kris, call me Ryan…nice to meet you.
I did call you a cow, and I bet that you are. Maybe you aren’t physically fat (although I have my suspicions) but between the ears you are a fatty.
You see Kris, if you were a guy you would be called a hater. You CRAVE attention, and it makes you sick that you dont get it, which in turn makes you hate on CSI Babe.
Kris Says “No Im not, Im a strong woman, Im educated, I have a young daughter, Ive only been with..”
Thats when you realize everything you have posted is about you. Yeah, read over those posts again, Ill give you a second, go ahead and read them.
Thats 1 of 2 reasons I think you’re fat.
1) Hot girls dont usually go out of their way to turn the attention towards themselves, because usually its already there.
2) Kris said “he cannot fathom that a woman who may be young and attractive”…may be Kris? Not a woman who IS young and attractive? This tells me deep down you know you aren’t even what you claim to be; which for the record is attractive, and I do protest.
Finally Kris, you dont know this girl. Maybe thats her BF, maybe she is in love with him, maybe she just wants to have a one-nighter to get over the last guy. I dont know, nor do you, so why cant you just leave it that? Why do you have to preach the fire & brimstone to put distance between yourself and this “4 min whore”.
(applause break)
Thank you, thank you, My name is Ryan, and I approve this message.
Wow Ryan, you sound really smart! First off, you obviously don’t have any experience with hot girls because they crave attention just as much if not more than ugly or average girls. This is because they’re so used to getting it that when they don’t, they freak out. Secondly, you’re an idiot. Does this look like a sweet love-making scene to you? This girl is trash and I’m positive you are too.
*FINGER SNAPS*
Well written, hillarious! Fat haters. I’m a chick, I was kidna turned on when I saw it. First thing in my mind wasn’t OMG, how dare she but is that Paris Hilton’s big ass feet?!?!
Successful smart prude on The Dirty?? I doubt that.
I agree with Ryan. Kris, really, why do you care what CSI chick does with her lady parts? I’m a girl and I don’t get off on “sl*t shaming” the way you do. Besides, CSI has some nice pair of legs! Besides, your world seems to be really black and white. I know some drunk MDs that act just as bad as these two college kids.
I saw this bitch running around introducing herself as miss michigan that night LOL…
she would be a pageant slut, all of those girls are mentally and emotionally damaged. if you want easy, find a girl that “competes” in pagents. they all have the lowest selfesteem.
typical rave sloot and e-tard
omg thats fcking trashy. std fest grosss. who the fck does that in public seriously, this girl is trash and this dude is a piece of shit.
As far as I am concerned, this guy is amazing. A true boss. I love how he just grabs a girl in a parking lot, turns her around up against a truck, flips up her skirt and slides hit hit, throbbing member in her gash and pounds her doggy style, and hopefully dropped a load in her. All while wearing that silly hat and smile! This guy is spectacular! #winning
Could not agree more. Only thing that could make this better is if he pulls out and slips it in her clean balloon knot. On a side note, this chick has some incredible legs, great calf muscles.
Welcome to ASU, girls are dirty. At least she wasn’t totally busted. I say well done.
who is the girl??
EXPOSE HER
maggie fenton barrett college whore
This is college. Please tell me you haven’t ever done something like this. Mark is a good guy; he’s going places and is probably smarter than all of you people who are commenting. So what; he is a grown adult and I would trust Mark over any person working on Wall Street. Have a good night.
And girls can do whatever they want.
Repping Kappa Sig
i was there! there were so many n*ggers there… it was gross. they were all grabbing the poor white innocent girls asses and trying to fight the white boys. these monkeys should be locked up
Funny….. No one in Kappa Sig talks like that. And the Fraternity itself has brothers of color. You should be ashamed of what you just wrote. and if by chance you are a brother that is just sad and you probably should lose your membership.
funny… i came down for that weekend. i dont even go to asu, dumbass. we have only a couple of apes in our frat here and no one likes them. you should lose your membership. freedom of speech. white power
I am not in Kappa Sig either ass. I am actually a girl and just found what you said to be rude.
That guy’s just trollin who cares. even still you dont call a minority, more specifically a black person “of color”, that’s old school and can be considered racist. jsyk. Try calling some black person colored… not gonna go well
I guess that’s true, I just didn’t know how to phrase it on here, I just don;t know how some people are such assholes about skin color. Its just ticks me off.
why are we bashing a guy because some chick is okay with getting nailed in hallway? is the poster jealous because he can’t do the same thing. The poster is a real p*ssy…Waaa. everyone hates hims, wwaaaa he is a real douche..hey poster STFU.
as a person who knew him in high school, i’m glad to see literally nothing has changed. what a TOOL. glad to see he’s got some karma coming his way.
Everyone at Conant hated him, it was really great
I’M GIVING MAD PROPS TO THIS GUY. THE CHICK HE’S NAILING IS BAD.
I bet it is a G-PHI they’re all nasty sluts!
I bet it was a g-phi! They’re all nasty sluts!
I bet it was a g-phi they’re all nasty sloots!
i bet it was a g-phi! they’re all nasty sloots!
I bet it was a g-phi! theyre all nasty sl*ts!
Wow, the funny thing is most of you people talkin about how nasty she or he is arent very attractive people and thats just pure fact that sadly, 80 out or 80 ppl arent gonna be hot. So i laugh thinking of how ugly or fat some of you are who are saying that when in real life away from a computer, you less than average guy and fat…i mean chubby…no wait CURVY girls would give anything if someone like them gave u time of day. I also kno ur ugly ppl cuz hot ppl dont get bothered by others fucking. Youre as pathetic as if Amy Winehouse said, “Eww Courtney Love? Gross, shes nasty skinny and a pathetic drug user!” I wish i could see tjis girl come on to each of u guys so i could see u say, “mo go away!” Ud be crawlin over each other to offer drinks, try to impresd etc cuz most of u dont get any much less a girl as hot as her body looks. And i echo. Slutty? Get real. The girl is college aged and enjoys sex. Shes the only one here with dignity at all if all tje other girls are shamed by their gender. Shame on you. So leave it alone. Glad she wasnt id’d cuz shed get a lot of shit for being a strong woman. And yes this picture is hot. Very rarely do women or at least i grt off on porn but i looked at it a little til the guy im hangin out with brought it to my attention that i was rubbing my fongertips up and down tickling my lips and my panties had a big wet spot where i was juicing. In fact, tho its rare to get purely sexual urge with no emotion, im gonna see if my friend wil let me squeeze and feel his rock hard cock, veins, and pulsing it by flexing it in my hand while i finger myself and squat over his lap rubbing his penis in my slit sinking down on it enoughvto tease me close to orgasm then i wanna have him turn me to a wall and make me cum while i look at the pic.
Apparently you need to go back to school… nobody can understand wtf you said…. seriously? Learn to spell please
Wrong site, goon.
You are obviously a beaner or spook with the way you talk.
According to some co workers this girl comes to one of the dining halls on campus and I just saw her for the first time a few days ago. Smh hoes these days
cool kid
that girl is Maggie Fenton. one of the biggest barrett sluts i have ever met
here’s her linked in:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/maggie-fenton/59/3b8/aba
from kansas city hope her parents see this
wow–the dirty found her! you can run but you cant hide sloots