THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard that people are dying from drinking Monster energy drinks? The FDA is investigating multiple deaths in which people are implying that the consuming of Monster has been the reason for someone dying. The most recent was filed last week for the wrongful death of a 14-year old Riverside girl who died after drinking two 24-ounce Monster’s in 24 hours. The FDA is investigating 5 deaths as 1 non fatal heart attack. Monster’s website calls their drink “killer energy brew” and “the meanest energy supplement on the earth”. This makes me sick.
I don’t mind people dying in the 909/951. Monster is doing us a favor.- nik