My Crush On Boobsquatch Is Bigger Than Her +2s
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the fact you introduced us to the amazing BoobSquatch. I don’t know why but for some reason I have the biggest crush on her. To me the girl in perfect, blonde, beautiful eyes and those amazing +2′s. I know they are way too big for her or any girl but that is how I like it. I just want to put my face in those things and make sweet love to them with my Greg. With her BF being such a douchebag, do you think they will be together for a long time?
Anything is possible if you have money.- nik
maybe you can fix her snout while your in it
Please. There is nothing wrong with her “snout” or anything else. Nice try though. Let’s see pictures of you. I bet you’re a prize.
Izzat a BABY SEAT next to her in pic 1?!
LOL!!!
Izzat a BABY SEAT next to her in pic 1?!
Totes boner-killer.
LOL!!!
where is the baby seat? she’s sitting in a booth next to what looks like a plastic shopping bag
I think that’s a shopping bag
HA! If I smashed that I would probably be so bothered by that nose (it literally KILLS ME) that I would fantasize about pinching it with my fingers until she turns as blue as the veins on her tits LMAO
Drinking lemon water like her piss don’t stink! Before anyone stick’s anything between those +2′s make her pee, and then both bend down and take a nice long wiff. The Dirty health check!!
She may ‘look’ perfect, but somewhere is a guy who is sick of putting up with her shit.
shes not bad! the real Hulk.
Maybe it’s because I’m a female, but all I see is her nasty nose. Get it together people…
+2s are culturally no diifferent than a wooden plate in the lip.
Nik, I have a question… WHHHHY do you keep on posting these SELF POSTS of this girl????!! She is OBVIOUSLY self posting every da*mn week!! WTF?!! You keep making her relevant and it’s sickening… I have never seen anyone on here so DESPERATE for attention!! This girl makes my skin crawl with her vanity…It’s truly PATHETIC. She isn’t even that attractive!! Scrub off all that caked on makeup, take away the fake t*ts and you have NOTHING… Just another average looking FAKE blonde…..And I also have a feeling that you KNOW that these are self posts…but you keep feeding her ego anyway!!… I just don’t get it… I thought you were all about cutting these vain drama queens down to size… What gives huh? I mean, these couldn’t spell “SELF POSTS” any louder to you!! Geez.
imagine if she didnt have blonde hair or fake boobs, rather, mousy brown hair and no fake chest…shed be pretty ug!
Stop posting yourself you ugly pig-nose whore.
she needs tip work done on her pug nose
PIG NOSE…PIG NOSE…PIG NOSE, PIG NOSE….THE PIG NOSE!! hehe
Get over it, already. She is a dime a dozen in LA and the OC.
Pretty girl with boobs a tad bit too big. Get over it. She likes them
Classy “Claim Jumper” dinner. Big time!