Red Rocket In The Maldives

October 18, 2012 Dirty Horses, Manhattan, San Diego, The Dirty 152 6,599 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, funny Tawnie ends up showing up here. She just got back from a trip to the Maldives with Timothy Sykes & his crew. Tim is somewhat known in the Wall Street trading community as being a big mouthed annoyance that always talks about how much money he makes, the trips he takes, and the expensive things he buys yet with all that money he claims to make he still can’t seem to “buy” himself a girl. He created a stupid Miss Penny Stock competition in hopes of spreading his story & getting a girl to fall for his rich lifestyle as I’m sure he’s tired of having to snap it himself every day. Enter Tawnie who after meeting through his competition he took to the Maldives along with his other millionaire buddies in hopes of wooing her into being with him. Long story short he got back b*tching how he couldn’t believe she didn’t give it up & how he had to snap it himself in his hotel room every night thinking about her. Well if you look like & are as annoying & awkward as Tim I doubt any girl would give it up for any amount of money. Photos of the trip attached.

Are we really going to name her Red Rocket?- nik

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