THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Savanna, she is a Freshman in college this year. I allowed her to live with me for a few months when she was having family struggles. She is the most spoiled, unappreciative, clingy son of a btch you will ever meet. I never once got a ‘thank you’ for allowing her to stay at my house–for free. Everyone that knows her can’t find a single good thing to say about her. I got my license suspended for a week and she had to drive my car for the time being. I begged her for a MONTH to take me to the DMV while she made up excuses just so she could take advantage of my car. If I wasn’t with her, she’d call me every hour and bitch at me to come home and ditch my friends. I decided to be nice and do her laundry for her and found a letter with my dad’s name on it under her clothes. Apparently, she got a ticket from a photo radar van in MY car. The ticket was from two months ago. Thanks to that thunder thigh bitch, my insurance has gone up A LOT. I called my dad, and he told me to put all of her shit outside and kick her out–after all, opening somebody’s mail is a felony. I found a bunch of my bank statements hidden in the room she was staying in too. If you think you’ve heard a girl with an obnoxious, bitchy, whiny ass voice…you haven’t until Savanna starts talking. She will try and ask you for money and claim to “pay you back”. Don’t fall for that shit, she’s a flakey cunt and has no intentions to respect people. If I could revise the dictionary, she would be the definition of ‘bitch’.

Which one of those wrinkles is her pits.- nik