THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is the troll that crawled out of satan’s a** hole. She has what we like to call ” Little Dog Syndrome”. If you haven’t heard of this before, it is when a little dog such as a chihuahua tries to be big and bad like a pit bull. If she ran as much as she ran her mouth, she might be in shape by now. But then again, most of the time she’s busy concocting up new ways to cheat on her boyfriend of five years. She usually goes on the prowl looking for weak victims that she can take over and manhandle. From dirty old men, to young high school freshmans it doesn’t matter as long as they have a wanger between their legs. She’s been with the crustiest of them all. Oh, and did i forget to mention that she’ll eat vagina just for the fun of it. Boy, do I feel bad for her boyfriend. She beats on him, claws him, spits on him, treats him like she owns him. Like as if he were a property and not a human being. But I gotta give him credit because at least he’s smart enough not to hit IT without at least 2 condoms on. Well, unless of course it’s anal. Trolls love anal. He gets her back though by staying out late nights pretending he’s at work meanwhile he’s calling up her friends trying to get his LITTLE weenie wet. I bet it really gets under her skin how he has a crush on her favorite cousin. He probably gets tired of her beard getting stuck in his zipper. One time she cheated on him and he found out about it so he told her the only way he’d stay with her was if they had a 3sum. Without hesitation, the desperate troll agreed. She prides herself on not wearing any make up, but as you can see in the pictures, an investment in proactiv and some good thick cover up would do her sloppy fish looking face good. She hardly ever takes showers so the stench of her hairy a** can be smelt from miles away. When she walks into a room there’s always a big swarm of gnats to follow. I’ve never seen anyone clear a room the way she can. I’m not sure if she knows what a razor is, her armpit hair is long and dreaded out. If you think that’s nasty, you oughta see this beast eat. In fact it’s not even classified as eating, more like devouring. This mongrol belongs in the san francisco zoo!! In fact I’ve seen signs up around town with her name and picture notifying the public for their own safety, to keep clear of this rabies and gonorrhea infected cave woman. The absolute definition of a barbarian creature.

It must be the mirror…(eye roll).- nik