THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robyn. Ever since she moved to DC for college she has acted like her sh*t doesn’t stink. She thinks she is a socialite because she goes out and parties with old foreign men every night. Too bad this is DC, not exactly a city for socialites. Sure she is pretty, but in the past few months before the election she has continuously made rude and ignorant facebook posts for the attention. After she and her boyfriend broke up a few months ago, she pretty much told the whole internet about how he had hit her. I’m not down with domestic abuse but she will do ANYTHING for attention. And yesterday was the last straw. While her hometown, Massapequa New York was in SHAMBLES from Hurricane Sandy, she posted this terrible facebook status. Who the hell wishes terrible things on innocent people. She may be pretty on the outside, but she is disgusting on the inside and needs to be called out here, considering 100+ facebook comments didn’t have any effect on her.
You forgot that she has crazy eyes and fat armpits.- nik