What Are We Going To Name Her
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are more pictures of the most stunning woman in San Diego. Lauren Hallen just keeps getting better and better. I seriously don’t know how a man can get a girl like this. I’m stuck with my girl, she is ok but she doesn’t have some huge +2′s. Can we please make her a DC, she is a great representation of San Diego and all the hot women we have living down here.
The name BoobSquatch is already taken.- nik
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She apparently dies her roots brown. Crazy. But I like it. Let’s call her Puss N’ Roots.
Muskmelon
Yeti—snow blonde hair and similar to BoobSquatch, so how about Sasquatch’s cousin Yeit (said to inhabit the Himalayan region of Nepal, and Tibet. It is believed to be taller than an average human and is similar to Bigfoot–Wiki)
I am a fan of the Yeti I still don’t understand how we still have no body. Let’s name her “Sweater Cow” HULK
I like yeti
Lockbreast monster
Sir big face!
Diamond Tip- because those babies gotta be rock hard!
Boobs that have that overly-fake roundness on top are icky. This chick is a beast.
Boobzilla
I don’t see fake as bein beautiful, when I moved to boston from los angeles to go to school, its so different but the girls around here are beautiful and not fake, California is just fake.
This reeks of self-post
Diego Domes
manface.
I can’t even express how much I hate the stupid stenciled in eyebrow trend. This girl is generic and boring can we name her GreatValue (walmart generic brand)? This name has the added benefit of the cheap escort pun.
Hootie McBoob or Chesty Leroux or Busty St. Clair.
Horrible suggestions
I think she’s definitely approaching true DC status!
DC name–”Hellen”.
lol
Let’s call her “Floppy Toppy”
GoldenArches, those are some crazy eyebrows and I’m guessing 1 million served
That’s actually pretty good
Does this mean her Dirty Celebrity name is Spatch (short for Spatula) in honor of the Weasel’s Pauly~tics?