Beauty And The Beard
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Eleanor Calder. 20 year old Uni student from Manchester. Now I know she may a bit young for your liking but this isn’t just any typical school girl. She’s dating a member of one of the hottest boy bands around right now. Only, she’s not really dating him. She’s actually a beard to cover up for the members actual gay profile. Believe it or not, this girl has over a million twitter followers, wanting to look like her, to have a thigh gap like hers, and just to simply BE her. Could you do me a favor and show all of those bitches that there is nothing to admire about this b*tch?
This sounds like Lance Bass relived.- nik
They couldn’t find anything better than this trash for the cover up? She looks like a hot mess! This kid is the total awkward one of the group. Poor thing..
Why do British men have such gross taste?
LEAVE HER ALONE !!!
no she’s gross
you are gross
That’s rude. Yes, she is a beard, but she is a person.
She is a beard, Larry is real and you are disgusting. BYE.
amen!!
Im a Larry shipper, i belive in Larry.
but Eleanor is gorgeouss leave her alone
How can you be a Larry Shipper if you think that about her? Sorry girl, but you are most like a fake one.
Can i marry that comment please
lol
So there we have a role model for young girls these days? Let me just go and get hit by a buss before these kids grow up because that’ll be the day all the values are destroyed.
PREACH oh my god this article is perfect! finally the truth has been spoken and i’m so happy more people are realizing it jesus
no need to be so rude
lololololol yes!!! that’s his beard!
my sister works in PR with the London fashion scene and she told me about this, at first I didn’t believe her but as time went on and I heard more things from different places I didn’t have any doubt it was true!
teenagers are so stupid and they believe everything they are shown and the publicity around this “couple” is just so pathetic and everyone but the fans can see cause they’re so sucked into the bullcrap lies!
she’s pretty ugly too so they could’ve done a better job yes, I feel so bad for him though for having to hide who he really is. It must be very painful but whatever his fans are all idiots why bother anymore??
well I would for all that money though but still… she’s a beard and no one can still that away as much as they try
Calm down. Larry shippers never get left alone, correct; but this article is obviously written by a fan of theirs, hence the “Could you do me a favor and show all of those bitches that there is nothing to admire about this b*tch?”. That last sentence basically ruined the article. The rest was good.
For any of you who are going to write an article in the future, write it with pictures that both are and aren’t appealing to the public eye, and use proper sentences. If you wan’t people to believe you, you have to act like a professional.
LN
Larry shipper.
im laughing so hard u dont even know right now i can’t even breathe beauTY AND THE BEARD IM UNABLE TO INTAKE AIR
I believe she’s a beard and I know it’s a bit ridiculous that she has so many people who treat her as a celebrity and even call themselves her “fans” but there is really no need to call her a bitch.
She’s probably a nice girl, no one really knows anything about her. Eleanor is still a person, beard or not. Those are some of the worst pictures of her that there are, which makes her look bad. We do not know that she is.
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I’m just saying, yes she is a beard, yes her “fanbase” is a bit much, but that does not make her a bad person and there’s no reason to shit talk her.
this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Glad some people see the truth
Thank you thank you thank you for this article! Finally some people can identify a fake relationship from a real one. And they could have at least hired a different beard, one who’s good at her job.
Really, Eleanor is a person too. I ship Larry 110% but no one deserves some annoying website trashing them. She has feelings and it’s not neccesary to broadcast that she is a beard, if people believe that then go forth my friend but if other people don’t want to believe then have fun. There’s not need whatsoever for someone to bash a girl who’s barely even an adult. She’s still just a little girl, leave her alone.
Thank you for your input, Suck M. Dick.
THIS ARTICLE IS PERFECT
I love you and I love this and bless your souls and I love you <3333333333
- "fake" fan
She really is a beard, so all you haters can suck it.
Brilliant article!!! Its about time someone with intelligence wrote about this situation.
PISSIN
The UK must be about 10 years behind us if women are still wearing those ugly 2 piece felt suits.
Thank You! This article speaks the truth.
*highfives*
I don’t really like the idea of Eleanor and Louis being together, but you don’t have to go around saying she’s a cover up. I mean, how would you feel if it wasn’t and they were really dating. C’mon guys think about it.
Babe, is pretty obviously that Elounor is fake, open your eyes. Larry is real.
It’s true though…xx
even if the man is gay, let him be. I’m sure once one direction is no longer famous he’ll be on a cover of a magazine coming out…
The butthurt Calderics. I’m laughing.
This is so rude to her. If you’re a directioner, i’ts okey if you don’t like her, but you need to respect people you don’t know. There’s no need to be like this.
Like she respect Larry Shippers? Sorry, but if Eleonor blame Larry Shippers, we are going to attack her.
I’m a 19 year old straight guy and I like 1D but I’m not a huge fan. The first time I saw Louis and this girl together I though “wow they are so awkward”, it was hard for me to believe they were “dating”.
One day I found this group of people called Larry shippers on tumblr, very nice people btw and they enlightened me about Louis and Harry secret relationship, showed me proof and stuff. I was impressed how good they were in finding everything out!
Nowadays I can agree 100% Harry and Louis are boyfriends and I support them the way they are.
I think I’m old enough to realise this girl is a cover up. I don’t think being a cover up is an isult though, that’s just a well-paid job.
OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Yes, she is a cover, but this article was rude and if you’re calling her names and trashing her without knowing her, no one will bother to read this.
If this was a bit more polite, I think more people would take it seriously.
Thank you! Finally someone who realizes that there is a point where so many coincidences aren’t coincidences anymore. Their management tries extremely too hard, having ‘Louis’ and Eleanor tweet to dispel rumors, replying to people that they’re not even mentioned in! So obviously they had to of been searching for Larry. Why would they search for it if it bothers them so badly, aparently? And don’t even get me started on how awkward Louis and Eleanor act together. And don’t even try to say Louis is just like that. Have you seen him with bandmate Harry Styles? Love is written all over their faces when they look at each other. It’s crazy to think that some people don’t see it! Anywho, this article was absolutely brilliant. Kudos. x
This summer I was an assistant for my older cousin (who works in PR with this big company in London) and she told me about this whole beard situation and to be honest at first I didn’t believe.. at all actually. But as I kept looking at just this “couple’s” body language and all those “Larry Stylinson analysis” on tumblr it opened my eyes and I completely believed. One thing I noticed about this fandom and what especially annoyed me was when the young girls of the fandom were like “SHE’S MY ROLE MODEL” I’m not hating or anything because I understand, being a 20 year old (almost 21 year old) girl myself that you make stupid choices when you’re a teenager, but we’re all here for the boys not this young silly girl. I think the young directioners forget about this sometimes and go out on a limb to worship her. That’s completely pathetic and honestly I do feel horrible for Louis. Pretending to be someone else in the public eye? Quite pathetic if you ask me. Also I would love to point out that everyone is beautiful in their own way and should stop envying this girl. Let me also lastly point out that it’s absolutely pathetic and quite sad she agreed the get paid just to keep someone “in the closet.” Believe what you want directioners, but I’m about 100% sure Eleanor Calder is a beard.
She’s not beautiful to me. “beautiful” is just not the outside but also the inside. Sure she has a pretty face a thigh gap that it’s actually not needed to be what so called “perfect” or “beauty”. Why isn’t she beautiful to me? simple, it’s because she agrees to cover up something true. Something beautiful. Larry Stylinson. idc if she needs money. If you really care, you won’t agree to be a beard. I mean, duh. But yes, she has a pretty face but then again, she doesn’t really xD She looks like a prostitute. whoops! before you say anything, that words came out from my mom so.. :–) I’m just saying.
Beauty is from the inside. You can’t call yourself “beautiful” if you’re leaving a lie. If you’re keeping a secret so big like that. I would agree that she is if I heard, from her mouth that Larry Stylinson is real and that she is TRULY sorry for covering things up. But for now, sucks for you Eleanor. (if that’s even your name) You’re not beautiful to me. And I hope to others that understands what I said.