Courtney Stodden’s Deflated Pancakes
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this little harlot on a medical talk show with her grandfather, Doug, about a year ago and a doctor was examining her for implants. He said she did NOT have them! From the look of this picture I found on the internet, the boobies that I see on Couples Therapy are not the same! Keep plugging away Nik… I feel bad your marriage is not working but Shayne doesn’t understand that you’re still allowed to look.
If I saw that running towards me on the beach, I would run for my life.- nik
nik your a goddamn liar!
You got that right and 90% of the males slandering Courtney on this site would thank their lucky stars if she gave them the time of day.
She definitely doesn’t have implants. She has small boobs that she pushes into a Bombshell Bra by Victorias Secret…and most likely layers that with a second bra or additional stuffing padding. Thats why she can never just wear a strapless or go braless and is the last woman on earth still rocking clear bra straps!! Common insecure woman trick.
She actually has implants under the muscle. It was proven on TV, Her problem is that she didn’t go big enough to look like pornstar.
Release the Kraken!
someone should help her, she looks like she’s having a stroke…
Bo Derek and a 10 she’s NOT, more like a 01 and white trailer trash!
She is nothing more than another bomba! The latest pictures of her look like she stuffed just like bomba does. Nasty a** skanks trying way to hard!
Keep in mind, she was still probably only half way through puberty when this shot was taken.
Keep in mind, she was probably only half way through puberty when this was taken.
She just looks like a straight hooker. Then again, her mother did pimp her out.
How about when she was telling Dr. Jenn there were “policemen, sheiks, and lawyers” trying to get a hold of Courtney all the time. WTF?? If that doesn’t scream porta potty I don’t know what was. Lady was looking for the highest bidder. Also her creepy love for Doug is creepy.
her mother’s visit to the couch of Dr Jenn is very telling indeed…
She is at least a dozen cards short of a full deck…
I can not get past the comment – lawyers, cops and sheiks – what a mixed bags of F CK STICKS – all we are missing is a bar, a catholic priest, and the rabbi to round out this sick joke…Her daughter was 16 when she allowed her to marry PURSEY aka Doug – so these other men chased after Courtney at what age 15…14…almost 16 pre-Doug time????
What the F CK…why wasn’t the department of child services not at there house taking a report to start an investigation on these active pedophiles…why cause old momz was actively pimping her daughter…
Her mother says these MEN were after her daughter…define after and what the F CK you did to protect her?
I wonder why Courtney’s father is not around to chat with Dr Jenn…he is either on the same side of the fence as her twisted mother as he may be the first to tap Courtney? Or he is the objector and is the only person who objected to this insanity and wanted to divorce her mother to somehow get control of this situation…given this is not out there yet who knows where the fathers mind is on this…
Old MOMZ…then proceeds to mentally finger bang herself to Doug and what a wonderful man he is and how beautiful blah blah blah…
So we are guessing your favorite movie is Green Mile…? And you want to let ol’ PURSEY aka Doug to dress up in his Prision Guard uniform from the movie (hold on that looked like a policeman’s uniform and she said COPS were after her daughter)
APPLE – TREE – it is obvious the apple did not fall far from the tree – Her mother is major league twisted same facial expressions as Courtney – which explains her daughters lost vibe mindset as she is mimicking her mother…she is the blame – she looks like a witch – is into satanism as much as she is into Doug…
My only question is when Doug finally does come out of the closet and announces he is in fact a practicing Joe Simpson aka GAY – and is willing to street fight Courtney for the affection of Nik…
I think PURSEY has a man crush on Nik – Nik sorry but I have to ask…does Doug have a promising ITG – inner thigh gap?????
Hysterical…is this your first man crush to fend off…remember fend off is different then jerk off
Good god if I seen that THANG running at me I’m grabbing the pistol
Lol I’d run too! I’d fear that poodle looking thing would maul me to death. That face is rough.
She thinks she’s Bo Derek. BwaAAAAAAAA!!!!
She can star in the parody “2″
Bo Derek and a 10 she’s NOT! Nasty white trailer trash and a 01 YES!
Her breasts are real. It’s called a push-up bra. And I’m pretty sure this chick wears 2.
She looks SO OLD.
Face looks like a 45 year old woman
I will have you know I am 45, and don’t look anywhere near that old!
Nik, I’m with you. She’s NASTY. And the word idiot is too kind. Ignorance, with the worst kind of Daddy issues = NOT ATTRACTIVE.
Nic you have seen her up close and personal. How much plastic is in her. Books? Face? What else ?
nik, I think you missed something. It looks like she photo shopped herself a IG.
I DON’T understand why they don’t do more and better stuff to her FACE!?!
It’s a bad idea to have your mom as your manager; because with decent representation, she MAY be able to carve out some sort of small career for herself.
But the way it’s going, no way!!!
Nik why are u so obessed with courtney? You must spend a lot of time thinking about her with all the tweets and dirty comments u make? You should talk,you are pathetic the way you let your golddigger wanna be ,insecure,whiney,miserable wife! what an idiot u married someone after 8hrs? On Couples therapy I did feel bad for u,but then I realized you have bad karma and this is just the begining as u continue to try to destroy people? How would u feel if someone did this to your daughter?when you took your shirt off on. The show you look like you have mini breat implants,gross,go to the gym, whimpy guy who thinks he is god behind his computer,and go get some dermabrasion looks as if you have acne scars! Something bad is going to happen to uif u keep up this bulling! How can you feel good about yourself?? Money doesn’t buy happiness! Bullys are insecure! You were on the. Show too! Why make fun of doug and courtney?they look a lot happier than you and. Shayne.none of the other couples are bashing them,didn’t you learn anything from Dr jen? Why would u take your relationship on TV anyway,u should be embarrassed! I think u think your the man,because u have money,but u are ugly ,softwhimpy body,playing golf all day,why don’t you go be a father,when your daughter is old enough to see what u do,she won’t be proud of you!!! She will be ashamed,! Making fun of courtneys boobs,didn’t your wife just get a boob job?? She is milking u for as much as. She can before she dumps u!! Good luck u need it! Whoever reads this forward it to nick he needs to read it
Your opinion isn’t that important…
Courtney, you should have stayed in school.
Your writing is horrible. I guess fans of Courtney share at least one thing in common, questionable intelligence.
Buzz’s girlfriend…. WOOF!
Please fight Doug! Who wouldn’t love to see a molester get his ass kicked?
I do!!!!!
NIK,
I agree…Courtney is a complete joke along with her husband, I think its sad that her clearly disturbed mother basically threw her to the wolves for the highest bidder…yes I agree, Doug is gay & using this dumba$$ child as a cover for his homosexual tendencies, saddest part is, hes failing miserably at his cover up and to add to that, im almost positive that coming out of closet to his family most def would NOT have cost him his family, career, AND fan base!!! So…i wander…does he regret his decision to marry this pitiful sad fame wh*re instead of just telling the truth since the truth would have been more socially accepted and not cost him his career????
On another note….please excuse me and forgive me if i offend u w anything im about to say….u dont hokd back towards
As i was saying before….Nik u dont hold back…therefore its all fair here…u want to talk about Courtney & Doug….they are both pitiful sad excuses for human beings…true enough…they disgust me in every way possible…however, ur wife falls into the same category of disgust as well!!! I seriously felt terrible for u on the show. I really hope bad editing is to blame for ur wifes total & utter lack of care, impathy or concern for u as a man, as her husband and as a human being!! How in bloody hell do u even stand her?? Shes self serving, self centered, selfish, insecure, spolied and a complete BI*# H!!! On the show, ur efforts have so far been in vain and ur complaints (all of which I feel are valid) about her complete lack of effort for ur marriage is just sad. Im confused about why u even waste ur energy on this hateful bi#*h that treats u so terribly….i just dont get it…the date u planned for the two of u…and she completely showed her ass and ruined it for u both…would have been it for me if i were u!!! I just have to know….why do u even waste ur time on ur gold digging, insecure, hateful, self absorbed poor excuse for a wife???? And having a child together is NOT a
excuse!!! SHAYNE IS THE DEFINITION OF A SNATCH A$$ B*@#H!!!! With that being said…I will leave u with this
“Beauty is only skin deep,
ugly is to the bone.
Beauty fades away,
while ugly holds its own.”
i got cheap +2′s and they still look better then hers ever will.
Nik I’d run too,her camel toe looks like its a biter!