Dan Bilzerian Is One Lucky Trust Fund Baby
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this article I found on Dan Bilzerian’s father Paul. The guy went to Harvard and has totally busted his ass his whole life to make it. Yes, he has been investigated by the S.E.C. about his work but still that doesn’t mean he hasn’t worked for it. It is very obvious Dan has no idea what the value of money is or even how hard it is to get, since he is a trust fund baby that just drops all his money on pepsi and porta-potties. With that being said, his DC name should be TrustFund, because that is all he will ever be . Click here to read NY Times article.
How about we call him “Fake Equis” (because he’s really not that interesting anymore)? – nik
What should we name new Dirty Celebrity Dan Bilzerian? Total Voters: 17,989
Hhah. Gizz Force would be funny just because it would suck to have that as a nick name lol
Plunder Dan
Heart Attack FTW.
Not digging Fake Equis since he was never interesting to begin with.
There’s a satisfaction that comes with personal success but being a trust-fund baby as a default would be just OK with me and i’m sure most everyone else as well. Just accept your envy and get rid of the hate.
You wish you were a trust fund baby. Who wouldn’t?
Play hard everyday or work on things you love to do.
No job and no worries in the world about money. Everyday at any time you can do anything you like eat anywhere you want and screw woman any day/everyday whenever you want in any country or city you feel like. Lets not forget all the other amenities an luxuries one could only imagine to have even if was for only one day. CHíLE PLEASE!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!
Why not Faux Equis? Sounds closer.
So sick of this guy’s ugly face
I agree already, Enough of this useless human.
As per the first post, I like the name, “Default.”
DOUCHE EQUIS
Hey, voting for dirty celeb names is a great idea, however after I voted, it said I already voted… still needs a little work.
You can only vote once from an IP address.- nik
I never voted from this IP address and it still told me I had already voted….
Someone’s probably using your internet connection.
What qualifies this douche to be a “Dirty Celebrity”? Please explain… Shouldnt DC’s be required to be part of the DA…? why make these randoms DCs for nothing???
Blizraeli
All these names are gay.
when are you going to have him on your show, nik?
Deuce Equis, as in, dropping a Deuce.
Put me down for Fake Equis. Epic name unfortunately Crash Murphy face planted again.
Gracias
Poop beard made me laugh, how bout “Cock Suquis”
Pose equis
Dinglebeard
papa’s-billsarian
BRIZZLY ADAMS
Tres Equis was an snl skit with joesph gordon Levitt as dos Equis son
he looks like a big neanderthal DERP! him and KINA-derthal would make cave babies!
Are those Dude +2s? And silicon in the ab region??
How about “LIMP” – Least Interesting Man Period
“Dumb Ass” should be in the list
I would love to fill that beard inbetween my legs!
But wait, its only negative in a funny way right? Like in a team member kind of way, because he’s pretty cool it seems. I like The Captain or Chuck Whoris
Omg!! So sick of seeing this guy on here !! Ok we get it he’s rich .. Pays for sex .. And has had a few heart attacks !! F**k enough already !! He’s boring as f **k ! Let’s move on!!
Mmm nothin like a little blow and a heartattack, bong and a blintz, crepe and a cocktail
Prince Hairy-face
Fake exquis IS BRILLIANT
I think that although Dan Bilzerian is channeling himself as the younger version of the Dos Equis ad guy, in fact he may have originally started his bearded looks after Gerard Butler’s 300 Movie character, King Leonaidas.
I am too tired to think of a clever name based on my theory. Maybe later on when I’m more alert and super high! LOL.
I have to share this with you bc it’s so gross! I met this dude, and thought he was ugly. Had no idea who he was, or if he had money, but girls were on his nuts, and he was on mine, so that had me turned on. I wanted to see what the big deal was, so I decided to get it on with him. It was the worst sex I’ve ever had. He can’t carry a coversation for sh!t. I can’t tell if he’s just dumb, or loaded, but I was sick to my stomach for days. I have no idea what girls see in the old as$ man.
Sounds like hes just not that into you
I banged him too, the sex was good, but he basicly ignored me the entire time after. He’s bored with his life, and isn’t much fun to hang out with…
“Mr. Bilzerian, a slim 36-year-old, denies any wrongdoing, and dismisses the notion that the subpoena will hurt him. ”In fact, I’m meeting with a bank as soon as we get off the phone; not only won’t the subpoena put an end to my career, I’d like to think it won’t even affect it,” he said, in his usual confident tone.
Mr. Bilzerian has been in the spotlight before, when he went after Cluett, Peabody & Company in mid-1985, the Hammermill Paper Company in July 1986 and the Allied Stores Corporation a few months later. This year, his sights have been set on Ramada Inc. and Pay N Pak Stores Inc., among others”
I think this story is BS, sorry but math doesn’t lie. If this dude is 36 in 1985 we would have been 8 or 9. So this story says he sued someone when he was 8 or 9. Get you facts straight
I say we hire Outlaw Bikers to mess him up. Banditos and Hells Angels.