Dan Bilzerian Is One Lucky Trust Fund Baby

November 26, 2012 Las Vegas, Manhattan, Newport, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out this article I found on Dan Bilzerian’s father Paul.  The guy went to Harvard and has totally busted his ass his whole life to make it.  Yes, he has been investigated by the S.E.C. about his work but still that doesn’t mean he hasn’t worked for it.  It is very obvious Dan has no idea what the value of money is or even how hard it is to get, since he is a trust fund baby that just drops all his money on pepsi and porta-potties.  With that being said, his DC name should be TrustFund, because that is all he will ever be . Click here to read NY Times article.

How about we call him “Fake Equis” (because he’s really not that interesting anymore)? – nik

What should we name new Dirty Celebrity Dan Bilzerian?

  • Fake Equis (18%, 3,299 Votes)
  • Chuck Whoris (18%, 3,268 Votes)
  • Daddy’s Money (12%, 2,147 Votes)
  • Poop Beard (12%, 2,141 Votes)
  • Gizz Force (12%, 2,124 Votes)
  • The Captain (12%, 2,123 Votes)
  • Tres Equis (12%, 2,119 Votes)
  • Bearded Wonder (2%, 302 Votes)
  • Beardoids (1%, 248 Votes)
  • Heart Attack (1%, 218 Votes)

Total Voters: 17,989