Denver Bronco Westley Woodyard Is Not So Perfect
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Westley Woodyard is #52 in the Denver Broncos team. I met him months ago and he told me he wasn’t seeing anyone and that he was a single man. He completely made it seem like he was the most perfect, honest, and respectful man. Since then, we’ve had a casual relationship; he’s taken me out multiple times and is very generous with his money. He always takes me shopping! He LOVES his women in Christian Louboutin’s and Versace Dresses. Completely oblivious to his cheating ways, I fell for all the excuses. That is, UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE IS ENGAGED TO AN OLDER LADY!!!!! I’m here today because I cannot let him get away with this. He is living a double life and he isn’t all he projects himself to be. Although he seems like the perfect man, there is one HUGE problem! He suffers from Premature Ejaculation. Premature Ejaculation simply means he ejaculates within the first 5 minutes of Sex. If that isn’t bad enough he ALSO suffers from Refractory Period which simply means he can’t EVER get another erection after sex which sucks because sex with him only lasts 5 minutes EVERY time. This man needs to learn how to increase his sexual stamina; he is like a 60 year old man!!! Which most definitely explains why he’s engaged to an older lady. Ladies watch out, don’t believe his eyes! He is ENGAGED!
Peyton Manning you need to have a sit down with the boys and teach them about ED. If you want your guys to win the Superbowl they need to have good stamina.- nik
HAHAHAHAHA Nik you are Hilarious!
bitter
sure sounds like it. what i want to know is how she knows what sex is like with a 60 year old?
Sorry sunshine.
His time, his money. He got his rocks off.
You’re bought and paid for, and are there to satisfy him, not the other way around.
Sell one of the dresses that he bought you, buy some new batteries, and take care of yourself on your own time.
Haha, accurate statements all.
I like the part where she warns other ladies that he is bad in bed and not that he’s cheating on his fiance. You know because cheating on your soon to be wife isn’t so bad if he is nice and buys you stuff, but bad sex is right out!
Yep, it’s official, you are retarded. Good reasearch though detective, you found a pro athlete that wasn’t faithful, despite taking you shopping… Amazing
lol, you just sound like some butthurt female…
You at least would think she would spell his name right is Wesley, not Westley.
have you ever considered this: maybe he selfishly uses you to ejaculate in 5 minutes lol maybe he isnt looking to make love, just bust a nut lol
Bitch please….hahaha. Your just a gold digging whore. OMG…I fell in love with a football player.
And and and…my pay day is NOT going to happen.
haha.
So…what. Now what are you going to do?
Who is going to impregnate you now? Sorry. : (
No pay day for you!!!! haha.
Let me see, the sex is terrible, and he has and spends lots of money on you. Sounds like you’re the tramp that is using him. You should be exposed for your hooker ways.
Hey dumdum, you dont suffer from refractory period. Its not a disease. It’s an amount of time. And every man has to deal with it
I heard that. Somebody needs to give this hooker a biology lesson. Every animal has a refractory period.
1. I’d LOVE to see a pic of the OP (jus’ curious)!
2. He’s an ATH-UH-LEET, WTF did you expect?
3. He’ll be broke in 2 years like the rest of ‘em, spending $$$ like that on a jump-off (sorry!).
isnt it funny how you tried to call this 2 pump chump out and all it did was backfire on you and people who dont even know you seem to have hit the nail on the head about your bitter personality.
OK Thanks for the heads up whore. Definition: Sex for money–it doesn’t have to be a stack of bills left on the table–bought and paid for is all that matters.
Pretty sure that’s not the definition of PE, but I do commend your attempt at not coming off as a complete and total tard. Enjoy the BoBos. Sounds like you earned them.
Did Malpractice submit this story?
Actually I slept with him and he pretty damn good in bed. He never bought me anything always was there to talk to and was always a gentleman. So whateva
The whole time i was reading this,kanye west and jamie foxx’s “gold digger” was playing through my head…haha
Whoever posted this did a great job of making herself sound like an idiot and a hooker. Thanks for reinforcing stereotypes about women, bitch!
Even that dolphin in the pic is laughing at this chicks srry ass!