THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Allow me to introduce to you the amazingly disgusting Lia Faulkner, nom nom nom. Ha ha ha ha! This girl is such a sloot but pretends to be an angel. She has seriously cheated on her past 3 relationships. Two boyfriends and one fiance. She even ENJOYS sleeping with other girls boyfriends and moved to France last year in fear of getting her face rearranged. Since she moved back early this year, she’s back at her slooty ways and even posted pictures on facebook of her windshield being busted. She claimed that a “crckhead” just randomly busted out her back windshield to steal pennies. What?? Ha ha ha! Umm maybe your ex boyfriends aren’t to happy with you? I don’t know. It’s just a thought. She loves claiming her ex boyfriends are her best friends yet last time I checked, best friends don’t sleep together. Only sloots do. She’s as fake as they come and word on the street is that her ex boyfriend gave her h.i….well you know the rest. It wouldn’t surprise me though because the only time she makes guys wrap it is when she get it in the bum. So Nik, would you?
Answer: No, her pits bunch together and she’s lost her elbow lines.