Don’t Holler At Chaboya
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This Lia “Dirty Frenchie” Faulkner’s on and off boyfriend Patrick “Douchebag” Chaboya. Talk about dirrrrrrty. You can find him at a strip club nearest you. This tool thinks he’s so hot because he’s friends with the Drachman’s. He’s broke as a joke, lives is a house that his brother owns and his mom pays all the bills for, has no car due to THREE DUI’S, his job was handed to him by his friends mom at UMC and yet seems to think he is balling out of control and is top shelf! He’s constantly sh!tting where he sleeps by sleeping with his 50 yr old coworkers. This is a guy that thinks he’s badass because he has two Gucci belts, and a Burberry watch that his ex Lia bought in attempt to get him back because she cheated on him and has absolutely nothing else to show for in life. He goes to Vegas and Scottsdale on his friend’s dad’s dime and his last roommate moved out because he’s such a mooch. And now Lia is claiming he gave her the the 3 letter h word so girls keep your distance! Plus, it’s really small anyways so your not missing anything. He’s cheated on ever single one of his girlfriends and I dont understand how he even had a gf in the 1st place? He gives meaning to the quote “a face (and ears in his case) only a mother could love.” He loves thinking he’s god’s gift and judges others so quickly in the worst ways. He’s dropped out of community college twice because I’m guessing he can’t handle not having to pay bills, smoking weed and studying. But that’s just my guess. He does nothing but smoke and drink like the dirty mexican he is and apparently he’s a big time drug dealer…again on his friend’s dime. HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Pleeeeeeeease Nik, do Tucson some justice and put this pathetic excuse of a human being on blast!
Shades of forgy. Watch your alcohol intake around this guy…just saying.- nik
This guy is such a loser! My friend dated him and I absolutely couldn’t stand him. He has the worst attitude and personality known to man. Take this as a wake up call Pat and pull your head out of your asshole.
I’m actually friends with this guy and his family. Not going to lie but he is very mean to his girlfriends. He doesn’t respect anyone but his own self. Sad but true. Sorry man.
Way to stand up for your friend. I am friends with Pat, and i hope you aren’t one of my friends… Pat is a guy who will do anything for his friends at any time of the day or night. I’m not sure which piece of trash posted this on here, but i don’t care. Shame on you for adding this without posting your actual name. Pussy.
Honestly, what is there to stand up for? He may be a good friend to the guys but that doesn’t mean any of his friends need to deny he’s a total jerk to his girlfriends. From what I’m seeing he’s absolutely despicable. And I’ve always been taught- you are the company you keep. So way to go “Geoff.”
This just went viral all over FACEBOOK bro This gives truth to “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” You f***ked up BAD bro And I have a feeling this is far from over…I’ll pray for you Actually, no I probably won’t
Turns out, he’s just like his brother! Or is it vice versa? you know Seneca? The one that has a girl of like 2 or 3 yrs maybe more but claimed she was just his roommate so he could sleep around. Just because you saw that shit on grandma’s boy doesn’t mean it would work in real time dude. Get a clue before you end up on here too.
It was only a matter of time until he ended up on here. I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner honestly.
Ahahahahahaha!!! This is amazing! Keep it coming please!
Isn’t the co-worker they’re referring to name Sandy? That woman is beat! He had to have been drunk when he banged her but even then that is not a good enough excuse. She has horrible breath and skin that looks like leather. I wonder if he put a bag over her face when he was doing her? I want to puke just thinking about it. Bad move. We’ve all got skeletons in our closets but if anyone know who this Sandy is, you would understand that this is the ultimate no no.
He’s actually pretty big ladies
Negative. I’ve had him and his brother and the only thing they both have is girth. If you think that’s big, you clearly need to get around more hahahahaha Thinking about trying their dad though… 3rd time’s a charm, right?
Bahahhahahahaha do his dad! Do his dad! Do his dad! Whooo Hoo Im down for a 3 some.. but only if dont look alike because he is one goofy lookin mother fucker!!!
Hhaha Patrick Chaboya is a fag. Why my girl got with him is still unknown to me… I’ll never understand it. I want to beat his ass just for the fun of it.