THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This Lia “Dirty Frenchie” Faulkner’s on and off boyfriend Patrick “Douchebag” Chaboya. Talk about dirrrrrrty. You can find him at a strip club nearest you. This tool thinks he’s so hot because he’s friends with the Drachman’s. He’s broke as a joke, lives is a house that his brother owns and his mom pays all the bills for, has no car due to THREE DUI’S, his job was handed to him by his friends mom at UMC and yet seems to think he is balling out of control and is top shelf! He’s constantly sh!tting where he sleeps by sleeping with his 50 yr old coworkers. This is a guy that thinks he’s badass because he has two Gucci belts, and a Burberry watch that his ex Lia bought in attempt to get him back because she cheated on him and has absolutely nothing else to show for in life. He goes to Vegas and Scottsdale on his friend’s dad’s dime and his last roommate moved out because he’s such a mooch. And now Lia is claiming he gave her the the 3 letter h word so girls keep your distance! Plus, it’s really small anyways so your not missing anything. He’s cheated on ever single one of his girlfriends and I dont understand how he even had a gf in the 1st place? He gives meaning to the quote “a face (and ears in his case) only a mother could love.” He loves thinking he’s god’s gift and judges others so quickly in the worst ways. He’s dropped out of community college twice because I’m guessing he can’t handle not having to pay bills, smoking weed and studying. But that’s just my guess. He does nothing but smoke and drink like the dirty mexican he is and apparently he’s a big time drug dealer…again on his friend’s dime. HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Pleeeeeeeease Nik, do Tucson some justice and put this pathetic excuse of a human being on blast!
Shades of forgy. Watch your alcohol intake around this guy…just saying.- nik