THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my brother from another mother, where do I even start with this one? Wow this is Megan Emilee Friesen A.K.A. April Ramone, I have known Megan for so long I can not recall ever not knowing her. Now Nik I hope your sitting cause this is about to get a little bit whacky, you see Megan has a fair bit of numerous jobs, first she\’s a bartender at Vangelis Tavern which I heard she\’s pretty good at it from her regulars that she sleeps with. Second job she\’s a Go Go Dancer for the Tiger Lily Cabaret here in Saskatoon I guess she\’s not good at it cause she does side work on that as a hooker. Third job I don\’t know if you could call it a job but she\’s a groupie to house bands and follows them and sleeps with the entire band. She claims she\’s a model but yet I have never seen any modeling photos of her, except these badly photo shopped one\’s that it looks like the guy cut her photo out of a picture and pasted it on another photo. A little more on this tramp a guy she took home one night said that they slept together and when she got nude he noticed her booty shorts well did not have skid marks but a lil wet mud puddle (if it was me I would have left then) so he was safe and wore a condom and they get down and dirty, only then does he lose the condom in her ass. So he finishes and notices his cock is full of her feces and he freaks out and leaves. The next day he wakes up to a bunch of numerous texts from her which one read \”I found the condom, I went bathroom and crapped it out\”. Needless to say my friend told me this entire story and is scared every time he see\’s her now.
This is way too much.- nik