How Can I Get Paid To Be A Porta Potty
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok hey Nik whats up? I truly want an answer and not just sarcasm, I would like answers from the fans too my question is how do girls get paid to port a potty when a man flys them out. Do they talk about what they will get paid before the visit during or after? What if he decides not to give you any money? It must be such an awkward conversation talking about money you want. Does he give you extra money on the way home? Lol I’m obviously lost please explain…. Someone anyone.
Before you go on any vacation with a Trout, make sure you let him know you can only come if you get a “donation” or some sort of “arrangement”. Those are the key words.- nik
GET A PIMP, THAT’LL TAKE CARE OF THE “AWKWARD” SITUATION. WTF
LMFAO!
Wow, OP what aspirations in life. What happened to finding a great guy with a great career…? What good man would have u when u have a past like that? What about working on an education and your self esteem? Sweetie your looks will only last so long. Hookers tend to age super fast w/ a hard life.. What happens when u get raped ,shit on and beat then they dont pay u? That shit happens… You need serious therapy!
say good bye to your soul if u become a PP. and BTW i hope u like doodoo.
Nik, stop supporting this behavior and take this post down.
Draft a contract… I know it sounds stupid,(payment up front if you think your worth it? If not? its so much cheaper for men to troll the scrape heap.
Draft a contract? Moron.
Do you think it would be a legally enforceable contract?
LOL
Legal doctrine of “clean hands” — the courts don’t adjudicate contract disputes involving an illegal thing.
That’s why you don’t see a crack dealer and his customer in court arguing over price, quantity, purity, etc. They have to shoot it out.
after the encounter. Curious minds are inquiring
When you get there its easy at first and then at the end they are going to want to take a dump on you. gross but the money they give if u decide to do it is well worth it
It’s well worth it????? Wow, low self esteem much?
How do I become a porta potty??
You must have the highest opinion of yourself in the low support help group. Dumb question,made dumber by the person that’s idiot enough to post it.
If you think the negotiation over money is the awkward part of being a porta potty, you may want to investigate the option more fully.
OMG!!! I literally spat my coffee all over the computer…Thank you for this
I have a job in journalism, i just love this site and was wondering how these girls get the men to give em cash like after a trip like do u get a recipt lol…just a little bored with my own life but nah i wouldn stoop to pottying
it is obviously not a career in journalism by the way that you write
Bullshit
If you can’t figure out the game, you’ll never get paid to play
Dye your hair blonde, if it’s brown. You’ll want to be sure to get all the poop out of your hair. If it’s brown, it’s gonna be hard to tell. Oh, you may want to start a collection of antibiotics. Ecoli poisoning is a bitch.
And I hope you don’t have a sensitive gag reflex. Just thinking about turds in my hair is making me gag RIGHT NOW. If I even happen to throw up and it gets in my hair, it makes me even more sick. I don’t know how the hell you girls do it.
Does the pepsi take away your sense of smell or something? I don’t know, I’ve never tried the stuff, so I’m genuinely wondering how these “ladies” get past the smell. And the sweaty, hairy assholes, hints of body odor from unwashed, hairy, sweaty balls. I can’t even deal with sweaty balls on my man.
So, how do y’all do it? Do you become acclimated to the smell? I’ve heard they change their diets so the poop will be a special watery consistency. I’ve asked here before, and nobody answered. I KNOW some Porta Potty is sitting here reading this. Please, tell us some stories!
First, make sure you can’t spell “flies” correctly. Smart girls do not become PPs. Second, be oblivious to the basics of vice work. Rich Arab dudes like it when PPs are totally clueless, they don’t have to pay you as much.
I was going to give you some really deep advice and tell you that you can do so much better.
But then I read the way you write and it’s very clear to me: You don’t have much going for you. You don’t seem so bright. I hope getting shit on works out for you.
Agreed.
This is quite disheartening. How can something so disgusting actually exist and have a name! This is my first and last time on this garbage site.
Jeez Nik I hope you don’t get in trouble for your response!
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I could not sleep so I browsed the dirty and came across your post. My hubby is sleeping next to me, I was laughing my ass off and started choking because I could not breath. My hubby awoke and asked what the hell I was looking at.
I showed him and we laughed our asses off , thank you.
How would you know how to do that Nik? do you sell you ass that often?
How do you not know that is the better question. It’s a simple legal issue. You can’t ask to get paid for sex, 1. You dont want written evidence 2. There are lots of sting operations. That’s why all these famous escorts/pp’s charge a “talent fee” to “hang out” for w/e amount of time and always get the $ to do such up front via wire transfer etc…
Of course Nik knows this, almost all the DC’s have worked in the sex industry in some capacity. Plus like all those super “hott” girls who are vegas regulars are escorts I’m fairly certain.
FB Natlia and Brittany, they can pimp you out, and get you on the next yacht cruise leaving Newport next month. Cheers
Now I’m sure all these hookers going to Dubai and where ever else are getting paid for sex, where did all this “taking dumps on the girls” stuff come from? It’s not like that is a common fetish.
I don’t think any of these A-rabs are pooping on anyone, but they are definately having some freaky and dominant sex with these vegas tramps.
They are definitely pissing an shitting on these girls. They are trying to get back at the West by degrading our women to the fullest. That is where they get their kicks. Ladies, seriously , WTF, you are our sisters and daughters, stop it!!!
First thing is you have to be HOT, young, and have no morals, or standards….if you can check off all four then your next step is to use keys words like Nik mentioned..arrangement, donation, or even benefactor. Once a fee is determined then make sure you get PAID UPFRONT….never get paid “after”…dont take checks, credit, or even paypal….always get cash!!! You dont want a paper trail and or uncle sam to come after you, and always remember “In God we trust, everyone else pays cash and pays upfront…..
Here are step-by-step instructions if you want to fast-track your way to being the next Porta Potty featured here on the dirty.
1) Get in contact (FB) with Natalia (from Newport), just search here on the dirty. Send her your contact, pic, etc.
2) If you meet her standards (which is pretty low, e.g., she likes brunettes with fake boobs, girls with less than a high-school education, under 30 years old) she will then contact you.
3) When you have your first meeting with her, she will try to sell you on her glamorous lifestyle.
Since you seem to be a superficial and material person, she will impress you with the “things” she has from her designer hand-bags, shoes, clothes, cars, and her apartment.
4) At this point, if she likes you, she will negotiate work arrangements with you, in short, she will begin to pimp you around town. Initially just to “randoms” at clubs.
5) Once you start earning some money for her, then she’ll pimp you out to her A client list, either doing solo or g/g shows. Before you know it, you will be doing these Porta Potty conventions.
6) Finally, if you make her a lot of $$$, then you might make it to her inner circle of friends.
She likes to spoil her friends with trips to Vegas or giving them her hand-me-downs, but you are expected be at her beck-and-call; including sleeping with her and her g/fs. She’ll then start to take you on her vacations (France,Dubai,Amsterdam) where you will be asked to do some of the NASTIEST thing imaginable!
If you made it to step 6, then you pretty much sold your soul away to the devil.
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You stupid bitch, you are going to get yourself killed.