I Wonder What Trout Asked Jaclyn Swedberg To Marry Him


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Playmate of 2012 Jaclyn Swedberg is now engaged and got a nice huge ring. As a woman, I only wish I could have one like that on my finger one day. I wanted to ask you if you knew what trout she convinced to marry her, is he a friend of Hugh’s? Because she is not that pretty and her body is just average, nothing better than that. You have to be old to marry this.
Plus, she has Old Lady wrinkly knuckles… anybody know who the dude is? Congrats J-Swed.- nik













I bet you anything she hasn’t got a single picture of herself and her fiancé anywhere. Just goes to show you that it really must be love *rolls eyes*
There are plenty so you’re just dumb
I suggest the OP to look up diamond rings and then decide to jealous or not. for diamonds, the 4 C is equally important (carat cut color clarity). Expensive rings are usually one stud instead of so many small tones LOL; all 4c are outstanding, along with a certification for the stones. such “huge”ring does not worth any money. go to Tiffany to ask. period
Awe, good for her…but girl, you need some proactiv for that skin!
Awww don’t be jealous!! This girl is gorgeous!! And thank God she beat out Jessa Hinton for Playmate of the Year
At least she doesn’t have any kids she’s trying to hide !! She’s got an insane body & beautiful face … Don’t hate cause of the size of her rock!
You cannot be serious lol
Had to Google this Jessa Hinton you speak of. DAMN! How did this girl beat her??? Jessa Hinton reminds me of Elaine Alden aka Chinchilla.
LOL, Jessa has a kid. She’s a tramp with a tramp stamp, and irrelevant with her chinky eyes.
Congratulations to you Jaclyn!
DA Strong! xox
Oh come on, that’s a very pretty face with a slight Kardashian vibe
She looks like a ballerina from the neck up.
Very beautiful ring. Nice to see pretty things I will never have. Good for her.
Beautiful!
(Both she and the ring.)
Look, whatever you think of her looks (cute/sexy), a LOT of rich guys would LOOOOOOVE the cachet of having a Playmate (and PMoY is even BETTER!) on their arm!
(Rich guys look like DOUCHES when they have fugly wives. Why bother to get rich?)
Playboy still has SOME cachet left.
Plus, he probably wants to have a better shot at having pretty babies!
Why should she waste all of that on a $40K Millionaire?
(And yes, they could be really in love, too.)
#niceringbestwishes
look lady, dont bother typing all that next time, no one is gonna keep reading once you start doing all-caps.
hand out some resumes or something, take up knitting..
Can you break that down in a “real people” message?
Strippers, hookers and playmates are NOT desirable wives anymore. And haven`t been since 1985. Are you for real? You must be one yourself. Nobody wants a sk*nky PUBLIC P*SSY that any man and every man can see and has seen for $5 bucks for a drink in a strip joint or a $5.00 magazine. rich men don’t want that anymore. they’re common. They’re trash, They’re cheap. They’re easy. And anybody can get one.
the only men who think strippers, hookers, and trashy playmates are a catch are low lives, and red necks. Glamour, class, beauty, That`s what RICH men want these days. You comment makes me want to throw up. You can`t actually believe what you wrote.
you must plain woman who prides herself in hiding her dumpy ol body and labelling herself ‘classy’ for her blatant insecurity…
Public P..ssy. LMAO. That is so true!! Easy access, easy bimbo. Not exactly a catch. That isn`t what men want anymore. Beautiful, gorgeous, classy, and smart. Thank you. Diamond goddess can have the trash sk..nks. They`re all yours.
Wow, she’s stunning. WTF are you talking about?
Shes cute but seriously how could she get PMOY over Jessa Hinton? They haven’t had a blonde PMOY since 2007 Sara Underwood.
Because I have nothing better to do, checked out Instagram to see who her fiancé is. Name is Tony Marquez. Lots of tattoos, hair gel and lack of shirts.
She’s gorg. Shayne is waaaay uglier than this chick. Idk wat u see in her to b honest. She’s so ordinary
She’s gorgeous! Dont be a hater just cause she got a big rock..what’s it to you?
She’s way better than average in my area. I think she’s pretty but her lips are overdone.
Jessa Hinton should of won and is the hottest playmate they’ve had in a long time! Quit hating… Girl has it going on and is a solid 10!
Never heard of this girl but she beautiful. Can’t hate
She used to be so gorgeous when she first started playboy. Then she had to get the fake lips and all. Its a shame girls cant stay natural these days.
Have just seen this site for the first time can’t seem to look away from this train wreck….Couldn’t let this one slide though… You people are retarded if you’re seriously claiming there is something aesthetically wrong with the woman in the picture above.
When I met her last yead, her boyfriend was a guy in his mod-20s….
They spelled congradulations wrong
lol what.