THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Playmate of 2012 Jaclyn Swedberg is now engaged and got a nice huge ring. As a woman, I only wish I could have one like that on my finger one day. I wanted to ask you if you knew what trout she convinced to marry her, is he a friend of Hugh’s? Because she is not that pretty and her body is just average, nothing better than that. You have to be old to marry this.
Plus, she has Old Lady wrinkly knuckles… anybody know who the dude is? Congrats J-Swed.- nik