I’m Not Surprised By This At All
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out your boy the Trust Fund Wonder aka Dan Bilzerian and some porta potty’s on a private jet. Now does the girl on the right look familiar to you? Yup, its the one and only Red Rocket. Now tell me something Nik, are you surprised by this one bit? I’m not. Dan is a well known drug abuser that always pays for play and we all know Red Rocket is pay for play. Now here is my question, does Red Rocket tell her boyfriend that on these trips she just goes to “look good” or does he know his girl is sleeping with men in exchange to be able to post pictures on twitter and IG on a private jet?
I wonder if Dan rocks the beard to hide his Luke Wilson jaw? Should we make this man a DC?- nik
100% he needs DC status!
“Troglodouche” FTW!
clever and befitting. gets my vote.
please make him a DC. name him something that plays off of that epic beard!
TROGLODOUCHE!!!
He is DC material. I want to see more. This dude is living the dream.(except for the heart attacks)
I’m thinking ‘Potty Beard’ fits him and his lifestyle. Especially the talent he hangs with which appears to be not all that.
Potty beard loll. not surprised to see port potty nikki leigh on there too
Can this girl get any more trashy? In no way am i throwing shade at this chick, but why is this girl doing this to herself?
Yes, Nik! Hes DC all the way!
I think he should be knighted “Benefactor.” For obvious reasons. Or “Daddys Money.”
hell yeah. how about dan bizillionaire.
YES! DC! can’t wait for the name.
or dan beardzarian?
obviously you should make him a DC !!!!!!!!!!
You got to make him a DC.. Seems like hes always got a flock of hoes with him..
Yes, and his name should be Caveman Dan.
…or Troglodouche (a variant of troglodyte)
Should we make this man a DC? You should make Dan Bilzerian an honorary and instant member of the HOF DC!
YES! Please.
grizzly adams over here totally deserves to be a DC, every time i see him on the site i get a feeling that something awesome is about to happen (no homo).
he looks like a cracked out Dennis Quaid on steroids.
he should be a dc and his name should be quaidludes
I vote for this DC nickname, hilarious!!!
Yes!
Definitely a DC – Heartattack Hairy
I literally lol’d
And we have our winner.
Heartattack Hairy it is!!!
Bahahha, this one is hilarious. YES.
Man, red rocket has some teeth!
luke wilson jaw + used up porta potties = Luke Warm the DC
cause you know the pussy he’s getting ain’t hot
Nik, please make this man a DC. You have a large female following, don’t forget us. These “johns” are just as bad as the chicks, maybe worse. Can we get a pic of him pre beard DA? Im curious about the jawline aswell…
Google image his name. He’s all over! Duh!
for all intents and purposes, the pussy he gets is hot. Web Pundits get a bit unrealistic. Sometimes they pretend like they are getting the same girls. And keep in mind he was banging Jessa Hinton which is like one of thee only hot blondes out right now
haha Potty Beard is my fave so far. Sometimes I think Red Rocket is two different people?
That horse face.. REALLY needs new teeth!! Fix those teeth tyranny!!
thats rebecca black on the left
Dan Equis (the second most interesting man in the world)
Dan Equis (the second most interesting man in the world)
Yes Nik this is DC material
DC Name: ROYAL FLUSH (Poker and Porta Potty Ref)
Thumbs up!
Clever but not disparaging enough.
Who is that chick on the left? Def not rebecca black… and she’s been in pics with Canary too!
why even give this lame a platform to pander his pathedic “look at me im so cool cause my daddy is rich” Act! pfff his DC name should be lazy Adams or Roger Federal, Flauntamus, Chumpacaprich
Exactly. His dad’s lucky he’s not in prison. Apparantly a stock manipulator and a scourge on society. Wouldn’t bother with this douchebag. He’s a heart attack away from past tense anyway.
Its a shame hes a drugged up douche, he could be hot, but not…..
Maybe daddy is in trouble….
http://www.sptimes.com/News/013101/TampaBay/Owing_100_million__Bi.shtml
Lipitor
Here’s an interview from a couple of years ago sans beard lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVdh-VVp2w
HAHAH! Awesome! I love the constant “nose check” watching him make sure he isn’t showing powdered doughnut nose!
that is funny- he does do a nose check every 30 seconds
omg, give the guy a club, and he could be a character in Donkey Kong.
Is that a pipe in the blonds hand?
I
I was seeing the same thing!!!
yes, that is a pipe.
DC suggestions… “Rough Draft,” or “Iron Horse.”
Whoever keeps posting these comments about how this guy is such a trust fund baby and likes to do drugs just keeps posting and posting. Hop of this mans dick…
DC Name: Dos Equis Light
How about “Beardo” for his DC name?
I think he just used the girl on the right’s teeth to pop that bottle. Look at that overbite. She could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.
The BlownRanger – Pepsi reference
His beard has collected more dna then all of the CSI episodes combined.
with a beard like that you HAVE to make him a DC. Nice pipe in that pic too.
I vote for troglodouche and this is why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPczZU5y3U&feature=plcp
That is horrible these guys are total douchebags!!!
Get over it!!! That name sucks and no one cares. The guy made 709 bucks in 25 naked seconds and he looked stoked. This guy is a beauty, he’s gotta be a DC.
Ginuwine sounds like a troglodouche.
Dan’s beard reminds me of an unshaved bush in a 70′s open flick. You know, the ones that came on Super8 film. Nic, call him Bushman…
Who is the girl on the left?!?! Is she in red rocket’s crew too?
Troglodouche! The dude disgusts me.. Imagine how many STDs he has. Ive heard so much stuff about him, that seeing him with these chicks makes me feel really bad for them.
what about dingle berry…when you get bit of shit stuck in your hair down below (his epic beard looks like under-maintained ass crack hair)
Troglodouche is perfect. Troglodyte + Douche = This guy to a tee.
hello people!… need to know who the girl is on the left… and more importantly… is she pay for play too?
I totally thought that thing on the far left was a dude! Haha I was laughing. I was thinking he was spicing things up with a habeeb dude in the mix. Haha
Chin Pubes or Face Fro
poke her face dan
That’s a Southwest flight looking at windows and air dials
Bayer Assburn (once daily regime)
Jode Hop
Billionaire Brutus (from Popeye)
Brutus or Bluto
When Charlie Sheen goes to sleep at night, he wishes he was Dan Bilzerian…
Angina Dan
Nitroglycerin Satyr
Shamagoo
Buffalo Hunter
This dude is the EPITOME of DC!!!
“Dirty Dan”.
DC Suggestion: Blowtox
Bearded portapopper. I have decided nik, this IS his new name
THAT NAME IS LAME. Nice try tho. Obviously the best ones -Heartattack hairy,DirtyDan,dingleberry. The rest suck. Leave the names for Nik to decide, you guys just sound even dumber than you actually are. iFOUNDOUT
You have no idea how moronic you are, do you?
El Captain Beardozoid
DC name = Cardiac Arrest – I decided
the blonde girl to his right is escort/ playmate Nikki Leigh!!!! look her up NikkiLeighxo twitter and you can just google her name…. what a hooker!!!
So funny how in the first 2 posts where Nik gives the guy props everyone sucks his dick. Then nick starts to sway, and everyone jumps on the bandwagon… Bunch of easily lead sheep, it appears, get some personality
Is that Sophie to the left with the sunglasses on? Is she an escort too?
Yup that’s Sophie the cocktail waitress from Haze with the huge tits…
Sophie?? pay for play??
Can we call him “The Least Interesting Man in the World”?
He hasn’t actually accomplished anything on his own. If all he does is bang chicks and drink alcohol, sounds like any other dude in his 20s, except this guy looks 40.
Ya! The Blonde Nicole Farnum! Your not cool for holding a pipe, im sure you were holding HIS PIPE in the other hand
This assclown claims to be a Team Guy bc he got through hell week. Bad news Dan, SQT is worse and getting to the teams and staying put is even harder . How much does it pain you that the trust fund couldn’t help ya at BUD/s? hey look at the bright side at least now you get to pretend to be a Team Guy. I hope your not pretending to be Healy, your not qualified as you ave no clue what it means to be a Frogman of his caliber.
No one cares about Teams, hell week, and SQT you idiot. Who is Healy, and why would this guy pretend to be anyone but himself?
chick has a pipe in her hand.. did anybody catch that..pothead tryn to mooch of the rich dude lol