I’m So Intrigued By The Porta Potty Lifestyle
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! Big fan of the Dirty here, first time submitting. This may sound strange but ever since I’ve started visiting your site I have become fascinated by the port-a-potty/escort stories. I have always been interested in learning about the lives of others who live a completely different existence from mine and for some reason I have been intrigued by these girls who jet set around the globe, stay in the most beautiful places and dress head to toe in designer gear. I have no intentions of wanting to join in on their life style, I’m just curious about the way they live and since you’re in the know with a lot of these girls I wonder if you could do some kind of an exposé. I want to know why they chose the life style, how they meet clients, what their “work” experiences are like. What do they do with all of that money that they make? Do they invest it? save it? spend it all on shoes and blow? What do they do when they get out of the game? Do they want to settle down one day and get married and pop out a few kids? Do they have any long term goals? dreams? aspirations? How do they come to the decision of allowing someone to use them as a human toilet? I have so many questions Nik!! and I know you’re the guy to ask. You need to get a few of these girls on your show. I want to see a theDirty.com in depth look into the lives of port-a-potties/escorts. A lot of people judge these women but I’d like to hear their side of the story first.
I don’t know anything about PP’s… I’m just as fascinated as you. This game is all about money. If you think about it, these girls only have to work about ten times per year for a couple hours. So for 20 hours a year they let someone else degrade them and the rest of the year is retirement. So while you work your ass off these girls live the life… so who is the stupid one?- nik
Miami porta potties!
The bills for psychotherapy would cost more in the long run. I am thankful I was not born beautiful. This lifestyle is NOT an option for average or ugly looking people and it will have long term damage to self esteem in my humble opinion.
most of them weren’t born beautiful either
Last time I looked Scooby Snack looks like an old troll, so I guess you can be ugly and still be a whore.
I would choose #2 or #5 , but only #5 if she didnt have veins and cuts as I am thinking she may have. So #2 you are Canadian Idol Congrats
Moral of my story: I would rather be classified as the “stupid” one for working than ever be a “PP”.
well there’s working hard and working smart. and if you can work it really hard and really smart, why not? most ladies enjoy some activity with the word “blow” in it.
The OP should consider leaving their house once in a while
Herro! I sell very good polto potty training. 500 dolla, i take poop on you in my 10 foot boat in gulf of mexico. Must have bronde hail and prus 2 ^.^
The girls in this photo are not PP’s – They are Hawaiin Tropics model who travel for shoots. Notice the shoes…..and, I know them.
im tellin you, the dirty has jumped the shark, its just over. nik hoomans doing reality shows hahaha
whatever they are, that is some serious refund gappage.
The girl on the far left is Jen Copeland I believe…. is she still married ? I had great sex with her a week before she got married.
She is still hot I see….. nice !
you had sex with her?? – DA calls bullshit and you are lying – explain the story to the DA and clear your truth – if this did happen, did you pick her up, date her, or pay for it??
You had sex with Jen Copeland?? DA believes you are lying – explain the story to the DA, please… If you can’t then you are spreading lies and the DA hates lies, dude.
By the way believe it or not the short one is Jessica Canizales. Don’t ask how I know…..
agreement w/those other posts: you are full of shit – the names are right, but every straight male who ever went on the internet for a fap knows these female’s names b/c their pictures are all over the web (usually w/their names as a caption: see sites like STARE, Amaginations, TeaseUm, etc…)
I will shit on your chest and piss in your mouth Nic, and pay you 100000, then we will ask you again who is the stupid one
If you allow people to piss and shit on you just to have material things, you are messed up in the head, BIG TIME.
the last ones a tran gendered female. u can tell it used to b a guy
The red head (2nd from left of photo) is hot!
is there a dude version of porta potty? lol
“jig-a-whaa?”
- “a gigolo!”
Only i’m pretty sure they don’t get crapped on and flown to dubai.
Kinda, daddysreviews.com reviews gay male escorts and there’s lots of potty involved with some of them.
I think I’ll stick with a few weeks of crab fishing…
Haha! Look at the creep in the background!
Methinks these chix are hotter than the “Usual Suspect Potties” on here.
Hmmm…I’m suspicious!
#hottiepottysuspicious
I love hookers the dirtier they are the better real talk!
Love the expression from the old dude in the back
in the end theyre the stupid ones. Fame only lasts soo long nd we all have our time to shine, nothing lasts forever aha wonder what theyre gonna look like in 10 years, just having to get more and more surgery to look young, while theyre “trouts” leave them to find younger hotter women who just bought their first pair of boobs, or theyll just end up getting cheated on cuz no real man will take a woman like that. a REAL respectful smart women who earns her way through life, sucks it up (unless shes a housewife which some men like) are the ones who will have a reeeal man who will work, stick by them, not cheat, be HOT AS HELL, classy, fun, and not beat down from all the drugs.
Hep C, HIV, Syphillis you name it, they all have it. These Porta Potties will never live past 40.
could be the diseases or could be they kill themselves after realizing that at that age men don’t want to pay them anymore
To be a PP seems like these women literally threw their hands up in the air and said, “Yeap, I have nothing else to offer at life, I am going to take the easy rode out and use my body as my income.” No education, no morals, no real ambition, nothing….
Im sure the average bear is smarter than these broads ..Can they not put two and two together than more than likely the men who they have their interactions with also probably screw camels and donkeys and other disgusting sh1t just for the kicks ? .. its not a stretch considering that its already established that these men are bored of average sex .. leaving them exposed to god knows what that Valtrex can not cure or subside ? .. riiiggghhhtttt 10G’s is not worth it.
the stupid (and not to mention, totally self dis-respecting) is the one that sacrifices their body to complete strangers for quick cash. i mean, really, your trying to say these women are more ‘business savvy’ than those of us who earn a true living?? please…i’m attractive and no guise (monetarily or other) could entice me to do what these girls do! pitiful
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Nik
Your slipping in your old age. This picture is old, and a bunch of chicks who hang out with “Goose”
BTW Samantha is H O T!!!!
Needmo
He is right…. Samantha is hot. Saw he a month ago….still hot.
dont ppls husbands & boyfriends make them put out when they really dont want to? well when ur an escort, its a lot less degrading when someone u dont know asks u to please them & theyre complimenting u, making u feel pretty (and u dont do things u dont want to – unless the moneys worth it) & then gives u money.. who doesnt love money? I think its worse when someone u know makes u do something u dont want to do, probably guilt triping u into it & making u feel like shit the whole time. “come on! we never had sex anymore” “u were more fun when i first met you”….
Also I Think its more “degrading” to sell my body out for 9 bucks an hr, then give more money to the government, all to pay someone else to raise my child & never spend time w my family..
say what u want but we think ur stupid
how long does sex usually last anyway? 15-20 mins on ave. compared to 8hrs plus i made what u would make in 4 days.. and u just give ur money away to the gov.
we live in a society where its more socially acceptable to get sloppy drunk @ a bar & have a one night stand w someone whos name we usually dont remember. ie using u for free.
also id rather make my own money than mooch off the government, but u would think higher of me if i was on assistance & everyone wonders why were in debt. look @ the way u guys think.why does everyone have a problem w it.. usually both parties in the arrangement & both get what they need. so whats the problem?
How long does a post take to appear on the dirty when u submit dirt? How many days? I submitted the juiciest dirt! Does every post submitted get posted? The anticipation is killing me!!
i’m so vain and love myself more than to “sell my soul” for money i could make another way. These girls have no brain, that is why they can’t make the same money elsewhere being more respectful.
I also have a weird interest in the lifestyle. There are some different books that are pretty cheap on Kindle. The Price, Manhattan Mistress, Some Girls and Diary of a Webcam Girl (in order of good to average books) are some
Who wouldn’t want the easy way out? Who’s really the suckers
Is the redhead samantha? if not anybody got a name?
Nik, for someone who posts that much about wh*res, you sure sound clueless. Drug habits and drinking problems are expensive. In my whole entire life, I have only met 1 broad in the sex industry who saved her money. Still has an oxy problem but she manages to live a good life and has thousands in savings. Everyone else seems to blow the money within days.
Yeah, in theory, the porta-potty life sounds good. But in reality, you’d be forced to develop a good blow habit to overcome the low self-worth associated with the sight of fecal matter being excreted on you from a few hairy a**holes at a time.
Do men really pee and poo on these broads for money? thought some of these guys just like a woman to “talk” and spend time with them cause their wives wont or they’re lonely….just sayin’….
Wow if they get pooped on and peed on , im sure it would suck, unless they love the brown shower and a GOLDEN shower lmao…. soo dirty
but i mean id call them up and run a train on these hoes, and sure ill pay them but if your calling a hooker to chit chat, you might as well just call a help line and waste their time, as its free.
yup 99% of them blow all their money or give it to their purple crayon pimp who blows it for them