It Is Official, I’m Quitting College And Becoming A Porta Potty

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty, UCLA, University Of Memphis 304 7,132 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA for a while now and I wanted to thank you for the awareness.  I’m currently 22 and 2 quarter semesters away from graduating at UCLA.  I consider myself a pretty girl, I’m 5’4, blonde, hazel eyes and have DD gummy bear +2′s that sit perfect and no refund gap.  For the past few years, while I’ve been busting my ass at school so I can earn 50-60K a year, I have been watching my girlfriends from high school that never went to college, take trips all over the world, drive very nice cars and own their own homes.  All from sleeping with Trouts, they never work and make over 15k a month that is not even taxed.  I have been against it forever until the last few months, I have been following other porta potties I have seen on this website and they all have the best life.  Like here is mega Porta Potty Jenna Bentley, hanging out with Ludacris, Nicki Minaj and Will.I.Am.  All from having sex for money, why would I not want to do this?  Do you think I like watching the American Music Awards at home doing homework?  No, I want to be front role next to Nicki Minaj, I want to be there having sex with Ludacris and Will.I.Am at the same time after the awards.  And the more I think about it, with this degree I’m getting, I will never have a fun life trying to pay back my student loans.  So Nik, you have my email, please forward my pics and email to any rich Trouts you know. PLEASE.

I feel like Nicki Minaj is the new Lil Kim. Her face keeps looking scarier and scarier. Hey UCLA girl, there is this thing called PRIDE. You are on a more self-fulfilling path than you know… quick money and cheap thrills to bang celebrities your kids will not care about means nothing. Life is not a race or a contest and don’t be fooled by images you see on the internet. These whores don’t live for themselves, they live for their social networks.- nik