Jenna Shea’s Butt Is A Purple Crayon Paradise
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in response to that Jenna Shea post about her making $20k for taking NBA purple crayons. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT, LET ALONE PAY FOR IT?!?!?!? Look how FAT this broad is! She talks like she is black…it is so unattractive. She even mentions “purple” in the picture… $20k?!?!! You couldn’t pay me $20k to stick it in this fat cow.
Jenna Shea tweeted me that the player who paid the $20k actually plays for the Pistons… so I apologize to all the Clipper fans who had their hopes up.- nik
Who is the dumb you know what who would pay this c*mdumpster 20k much less $20? Un-f*cking-believable.
That looks like a $30/night motel room. No way anyone has given her 20K for the services.
Oh no…these pictures are the absolute worst. What is up with her obsession with coochie cuts?
That cooch smells like rotten collard greens.
I’ll give her some free marketing advice…Her company should be called “Purple Crayon Amusement Park Services”. Get some business cards…she’ll make a grip from the ‘cleaters’.
But her face though….how do none of them realize they’re banging Seabiscuit?
When every pair of bottoms you own gives you a camel toe. Its time to stop lieing to yourself and go up a size… or 5.. Good god lady …
Haha. No kidding. The first pic it’s all I could see. Big floppy cameltoe vag. Gross
Since when did being a fat-ass become a compliment?
I’m just going to take a wild guess that she gets quite a few yeast infections. OUCH!
Nik…it’s Aaron Afflalo…Guarantee he was hitting it with his UCLA money back in the day.
pretty face then whoa…barf city.
That second picture looks like the Michelin Woman’s butt.
Anyone notice she’s wearing the VS miraculous bra that makes ur tits two cup sizes bigger and pushes them up to ur neck?
they must sag a lot to look like that in a miraculous bra
Jenna’s foonney looks like grinded meat. Labia next!
How can anyone have a butt like that? Please tell me those are injections. This is nasty
Perfect Camel Toe!
That is so gross.
thats just wrong
I was going to say she has a tiny waist….. Then realized it’s only small in comparison to her ass.. Ick
Her vag is disgusting. Looks like dirty meat curtains..
I bet thats almost as good as a barrel of lard
So is the camel toe (a purple crayon paradise)
She has some mad camel toe! GIRL, before u walk outside, look at urself in the mirror. No need to show off ur gnarly camel toe. That look is nasty…
this is disgusting.. who would pay for this garbage!?
hummmm ok…. what is the third picture? I think I just throw up in my mouth….. I laughed I cried and I wonder why you would sport such camel toe. Nasty ass.
WOW, thats 1 mean looking camel toe!
Clearly her beef is beat to shit… Yuck!
PUKE. I get why some guys are into curvy girls…. but she’s covered in cellulite!! Who would be into that?!?!
Her body looks like a tin of biscuit dough. I want to throw up.
Didn’t Rob Kardashian bang this beast too? Wonder if he paid?
DAMN I JUST THREW UP, THANKS.
Jenna, you’re sitting there reading all of these comments thinking “these people are just jealous”. Sure, some girls may be envious of your Louis bags, or even your shoe closet, but definitely not your body or the way you go about to achieve your lifestyle. You’re not the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen, but seriously, get some clothes that fit and don’t show off how wide-set your nether region is. Christ. Whoring yourself out to anyone with a few bucks in their wallet? I can’t think of anything more degrading or of anyone I’d like to meet less in this life. You’re classless, and when it comes to the game of life, there are few things more important than class, Jenna. There’s a reason you girls are called porta potties and not role models. Hold on though, who am I to voice my opinion, right? I’m an account manager at an advertising agency in Manhattab in my mid 20′s. I didn’t grow up on “the block”, kind of how you try to make yourself seem, but rather in a middle class home in a nice suburb of NYC. I too realized it’s nice to have nice things early on in life, and I knew I wanted them, but instead of heading in the opposite direction of my moral compass, I did the honorable things, the things I’ll be happy to tell my future children about. Sure, I might not sit courtside at the game, or eat out every night, and maybe some of my suits didn’t come with a designer label, but I have some of the nice things I’ve always wanted and I know my parents are proud of me. So next time you’re getting ready to meet a John and you’re looking at yourself in the mirror, ask yourself if you can say the same, and if you can, please get my email address from Nik and write me a few paragraphs about how you were raised so I can make sure to do the exact opposite. Hell, I’ll even pay your hourly rate for that piece of parenting gold.
Well said my friend
I smiled the entire time I read your comment. I couldn’t have said it beeter myself. It was like you read my mind. This trash is a train wreck.. she gives women a bad name along with beautiful girls. What happend the beauty and brains. Now thats something I would be jealous of..not this ugly, embarrassment.
This is the ugliest creature I’ve ever laid eyes on. Terrible body and an even uglier face.
The 3rd pic is unnecessary and completely disgusting. Those undies look painful.
They sell something for that. I think they call it vagisil
OH MY GOD. This makes me want to work out every day for the rest of my life to never be like this.
HOLY CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!
Since when did Camel Toe become attractive ?? Does this chick really think that’s hot?? I hope not !! It’s one thing to have a nice big curvy a** .. But these are just rolls and rolls of fat !
when will this broad learn to get a NOSE JOB and shave her chin bone down and get bangs to cover that 5 head lik she is REPULSIVE and probably full of yeast infections with that camel hoof
I guarantee she wipes back to front since she can’t reach around so her box smells like shit.
That just looks painful. Why would anyone go out like that? Just don’t get it…
This is beyond disgusting. Triple chin, cottage cheese for days, and I can only begin to imagine the vile stench that comes out of that bloated cameltoe.
Where is her saddle? She could drive in the carpool lane herself with that ass.
HOW did the site handle the LOAD of the Xtina post followed by THIS?!
(LOLs!!!)
She’s the crayon in the box for the blathletes (lol!) and “Crayon, thy name is…Purple Camel Toe!”.
(Doubles as her DC name.)
Ugh.
lol @ her camel toe.. that looks like it hurts..
Hey Jenna the camel called …….she wants her toe back! EWWWWWW
Sorry …..my bad …it was the rhino that called! lol
I wouldn’t take 20K to give her a box of crayolas…
Moose knuckle.
Ay id hit niptuck christian troy style. From behind with a grocery bag over her head n a $10 bill with a 7-day gym pass stapled to it. Lol
20k in this recession…..Football players should be careful with their money…baseball and basketball players make a little more money..longer seasons-IMO
I am black so don’t speak for all blacks. That is a nasty, sloppy fat ass. I know white guys who talk about hitting that as well. I will take a pass everytime I come across that crap.
i happen to actually know Jenna, and she is the most normal person. she sounds like a regular white girl and never fakes or fronts. she makes mad $$$$ and people (mainly females) hate on her bc, honestly, who would not like to chill with a celeb (sleep with or otherwise). Jenna is no dummy either. she will be able to retire at 30. why f*ck for free when you can command almost 1k for an hour?
Jenna Shea may be gaining some weight, but she looks better this way. She’s such a goddess. Nice big boobs, nice fat ass, pretty face. So what if she has a little bit of a gut? I find a soft tummy a lot more attractive than a six pack. She’s nice and soft and I would die to bang her!!!