Lauren Turpid Is Sad


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren Turpin. I first heard about her at UCA because she had a reputation for giving wicked head. I was highly disappointed when I found out she looked like this. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, but let\’s face it, this girl is an alcoholic whore! She pretends a sweet, christian girl, and then is seen out popping pills, getting sloppy drunk and sleeping with randoms every weekend. She even got too drunk one night and let a few of my buddies run a train on her. Sad.
What is the mug shot for?- nik














Chu Chu train Lauren… I miss those nights
bitch is faaaaaaat!!!
WOLF
I thought cocain was supposed to make you skinny, Turp?
Actually she gave me great head. And the clap :/
Actually josh pierce ain’t said shit. This is Josh pierce and I have never done anything with Lauren.
Actually THIS is Josh Pierce and the original comment stands. Lauren probably posted that last comment to try and make herself look not so dirty.
This girl right here is enough reason for me never to set foot in Arkansas. Yuck.
the mugshot is for attempted prositution. Faulkner county won’t have fat girls trying to sell their bodies. No sir!
F off. I’ve know this girl a long damn time. You don’t know shit about her. Cool ass girl.
Self posting are we, Lauren?
The mug shot is for a DUI. One that she was let off of because she was sick, not drunk.
She was let off because she let jay her flaming homo brother perform sexual favors around the station. Her parents came up with the “sick” excuse. A DUI and resisting arrest because she was “sick.” Buuuuuuuullshit. No one beleived that. Learn to own up to your shit, Lauren. You’re a disgrace.
That guy=Lauren turpin
True story=dipshit.
Lauren, no. Long time friend, yes. Hell, I know a lot of people on this site. Didn’t expect to see her here, and for a reason.
All it takes is a google search to figure out most of you (or the one person who’s apparently all butthurt) are full of it. It’s public record. Get over yourself. You are a sad individual.
She fucked every guy that walked at uca. Be careful, she spreads disease.
look how big her head is compared to that guy beside her. She’s really scary….
watch out for this one. She’ll stab you in the back, eat all your food, and fuck your boyfriend
I remember her! We went to UCA together. She was always nice but she smelled soooooo bad. And shes a really sloppy drunk. That is probably what the mug shot is for
The only person who would EVER defend fatass lauren turpin is LAUREN TURPIN. Nice try, you dumb bitch.
These pictures actually make her look better than she does in person. Scary, right???
Y’all don’t even know her! She is a fun amazing girl I’ve know her for a very long time her sister is one of my best friends and if I found out who posted this shit I would whoop their ass! Don’t think I won’t! Tell me one of y’all motherfuckers don’t have a past. Yak are a special kind of peice of shit that’s for sure!