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THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this girls name is Michele Best. She goes by “Best Michele Ever” on facebook. She is 30 years old, a high school dropout, no college education, a Pepsi lover, and a Molly popper. She likes to get with old Arabs with money and thinks she is better than everyone. This girl will sleep with anyone who has money because she can’t take care of herself. She’s waiting for her parents to die so she can take their inheritance. Being a porta potty runs in her family as her mother was a mail order bride from Asia. You can find her partying whereever you can find pepsi and molly. So Nik what do you think about this wierd frog body girl? (Frog body = long skinny limbs with a fat belly)
She should love bangs…time to rethink your hairdo.- nik
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Banged her. Dead fish in bed and she’s loose. No personality and she was not family oriented at all when I met her. Her story was her own parents evicted her for being spoiled rotten brat. She also has a record for stealing in the mall. Not surprised about Molly’s she’s been doing that since high school.
Haha dead fish. So u banged a noodle dead fish stanky girl hahahahaha
Bogus! Ive known this girl for years …she is sweet as pie, doesn’t sleep around and has had 1 bf ( who was Arab and age appropriate) in the 10 years of knowing her …she barely dates lol. Hater!
She does like to dance, is family oriented and has been with her employer for 10 yrs…hence she takes care of herself
First off props to my best friend of 18 years for making…The Dirty! Pretty impressive coming from someone so boring lol! This post has some truth and some fiction, so let me break in down for the readers… Michele is actually 29 years old, today in fact. We are both college drop outs (sorry mom) and in our TEENS Pepsi and Molly brought us more than our fair share of good times. However, I must say I don’t know anyone who has less sex than her! In fact most our friends consider her prude! Cobwebs I tell u! The rich Arab is true and her 2 other boyfriends well lets just say she wasn’t in it or their money or for their looks lol. Her parents aren’t loaded and the mother was pen pals with her American father so… “Mail order bride” is in fact a very clever play on words (kudos hater). Oh and lastly she’s had the same job for almost a decade.
Anyhow I just wanna thank the hater or haters. This post brought me to tears lol! I love you woo! Happy birthday!!! Bangs are a must and do that “stanky leg”!!!
Edi you sound like a winner too! Are u a guy friend trying to smash or another friend who does the same shit. Lets Molly and Pepsi you both up!
Andie wants to smash the alien noodle. – I decided.
OMG. Yeah I used to know this girl and a lot of what is being said is true. She is weird, OCD issues,and has little to no personality but I can’t say if she is still doing pepsi or still doing molly… but hey it is Orlando and that is all what people do there. Its a small town so if you do get around everyone knows your business. About the Arab yeah he was old but I don’t really think he had alot of money… he only gave her a credit card with a $500 limit. She had intimacy issues as well as self -esteem issues so I hope shes better off now than before.The other guys she was with was one young guy who was flashy with whatever money he had and the other guy was married with a wife and family and only banged her when he came to town. Any other guy she was with was on the down low. So this post is 100% believable.
Blah blah boring. Arabs don’t spend that much on their gfs they pay their escorts more than that.
You guys are insane!! The girl(s) who submitted this is obviously jealous. She is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and far from thinking she is better than anyone. Clearly they do not know her because, yeah she may be around some Molly poppers and “Pepsi” snorters, but she’ll be the only one not partaking in the party-favors. We’ve all had our experimental phase, but that has been long in her past. Sleeps with anyone with $? Hah, I’ve met some of the guys she’s talked to lately – not the case. The Arab may have had a little money, but they were also friends for 3-4 years before deciding to give him a try (and he wasn’t that old). Married douche – she cut him off as soon as she found out.
Yeah, she turned 29 today. You’ve got to be a pretty awesome person for hating losers to scheme this on her birthday. Submit some REAL trash
You guys are insane!! The girl(s) who submitted this is obviously jealous. She is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and far from thinking she is better than anyone. Clearly they do not know her because, yeah she may be around some Molly poppers and “Pepsi” snorters, but she’ll be the only one not partaking in the party-favors. We’ve all had our experimental phase, but that has been long in her past. Sleeps with anyone with $? Hah, I’ve met some of the guys she’s talked to lately – not the case. The Arab may have had a little money, but they were also friends for 3-4 years before deciding to give him a try (and he wasn’t that old). Married douche – she cut him off as soon as she found out.
Yeah, she turned 29 today. You’ve got to be a pretty awesome person for hating losers to scheme this until her birthday. Submit some REAL trash
I don’t think any chix could be jealous of a 5head noodle girl with a vagina for armpits. Her nose looks like its for Pepsi Her “friends” should make her get bangs. Wtf?! That noggin is HUGE!
This girls owns friends are saying her existence is meaningless, I know we can get better shit on the Dirty Orlando than this insignificant alien lookin chick. Where’s all the hotties in Orlando I’m tired of seeing beat hoes
Stinky Noodles!! Those are some crazy fat folds on her underarms!!
This girl has a vagina in her armpit!! Lmfao
I’d smash maybe. Get bangs first