Melissa Kate Is So Amazing

November 12, 2012 Melbourne, The Dirty 93


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kiwi Melissa Kate but now she lives her in Aussie land.  I have been in love with her since the day I met her.  She is actually good friends with my girlfriend and whenever we are around each other we are really friendly and super flirty.  Lately I have been thinking about her when I have sex with my girlfriend.  Is that weird or unusual?  Because I feel like I’m cheating on her everytime I do that.

Stop selling me on Australian chicks… they are not hot and have prisoner DNA.- nik