Nik Richie’s Top 5
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik—kinda new to you and THE DIRTY but already a huge fan. I’m completely intrigued by you, I love that you point out the flaws of chicks that 99% of men would be like “Hell Yeah I’d hit that”. Most men claim to be “picky” but you truly are. So my question is who are a few names that top the list of Nik’s “I WOULD”? Also would you with Kate Upton?
No, Kate Upton is fat (photoshop is for liars). My #1 is Amber Heard… unfortunately Johnny Depp is Greg Blocking me right now.- nik
Nik, your number one should be Shayne Dahl Lamas!!!! She is one half of the most attractive couple in the world.
Come on, Nik!!!! How do I earn comment of the day, and most of all a GD “Dirty” t-shirt??? Im kissing serious ass over here, even tho its all true. Your wife is stunning, and so are you, although I think your voice is second only to my husbands in terms of sexiness!!! And I forget how you told us we could get our pics or avatars on here, could you tell me again??? Thanks, Nik!!!!
Agreed x1,000,000,000,000
It blows my mind every time I hear hoe got nik thinks amber heard is. For someone so picky how does his number one turn out to be so plain? She’s pretty but good lord talk about boring. So weird to me nik. So weird.
amber heard is the new jessica alba/megan fox. dime a dozen looks-wise and plain terrible acting-wise.
My guess is Nik was being sarcastic. No way is Skinny, no +2′s amber heard in his top 100, let a lone top 5. You people hang on every work Nik says. Sheesh.
i dont get it either. amber heard? uh…ok…sure!?? i mean, i had to google her name shes not very ‘stand out’ ish…was she in the rum diaries? shes kind of forgetful, but i guess she has that dignified blonde, sleepy eyed actress appeal.
Amber Heard is a Lesbian, nice try Nik.
Well, it looks like she is with Depp after all. So I guess she converted, or is Bi.
That’s why she’s his number one! And crap…there’s a poop load of DC’s way better looking than Amber Heard!
She was a “lesbian” which in Hollywood means “attention whore”. She’s playing with Depp’s wang now and is probably telling him that he’s her first. Girl is genius.
I can’t fathom his thing for Amber Heard. Olivia Pierson is THE HOTTEST girl ever posted on this site and she gets no credit. Nik something is wrong with your Greg… BTW Shayne is wayyy hotter than Amber!
Nik- if you like Amber Heard, have you ever seen Playmate Heather Rae Young? She looks JUST like Amber, but longer legs
Nik has also said yes to Pam Anderson back in the 90′s and that blonde Victoria’s Secret model chick
JOHNNY DEPP IS SO INSIDE OF HER RIGHT NOW.
Soooooo nice, want to touch the hineyy
Amber pignose wasn’t his number one, she just has a celeb-pass. Candypants Swanepoel and Karelea were the two to have come close, and nik’s chick was(emphasize was) the one, but that’s gone now. It’s been so long since a definite yes has come thru on a would you, it’d be hard to give a top 3 let alone a top 5. For everyone that’s been looking we can all thank Shayne for that!
Nik, shouldn’t your #1 be your WIFE?
She is bi,currently dating jonny depp
From pineapple express??
definately would with kate upton over amber heard
You are a horrible example of a husband
“Unfortunantly Johnny depp is greg blocking me right now” ?? Ummm. And what about your wife??
How is Depp kawkbloking Heard when she’d RATHER lick box?!
(LOLs!)
Plus she’s about a 7, really.
#dirtyrating
like amber heard would want d-lister nik ritchie! lol!
Amber heard? Yeah she’s hot but her teeth and lack of an upper lip really throw me off
Johnny Depp could move to the moon and it still wouldn’t help your chances with Amber Heard. LMFAO!!! Nevertheless, it doesn’t hurt to set your goals high. I can understand your position being married to Shayne and all… guys gotta dream a little.
Alecia keys + Kristen Stewart = Amber Heard
Your wife is number one to bad the dude from girls gone wild probably laid the pipe
Point out the flaws? who determines what is perfect? the media? shallow fuck. shut up