Not Fooling Me
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here’s a good one for ya. This kid Jaedon from Portland is by far the biggest douche bag, cheating piece of scum I have ever met. He supposedly has a GF Lauren and has dated her for about a year, but continues to f*ck, and mess around with other girls. He cheats on her more times than I can count, and is constantly hitting up girls pretending to be single. Ladies watch out!! Don’t fall for one of his booty call texts! Hope his GF opens her eyes and dumps his *ss! You’re not fooling anyone! This guy is the definition of loser. If you don’t believe me look at the mirror pics he takes… cocky as f*ck, and not even good looking. I don’t know how he even pulls all these girls? What do you think Nik?
You can tell he spends a few hours a week taking those mirror pictures.- nik
He’s hot. Too bad he looks short
He is hot.. I think I have seem him somewhere before!
He’s HOT!
Wow. No idea he had a GF.
LOL! so heres the real killer…
I met this guy a few months back at this get together…
I (we) got totally wasted and ended up having a little man on man session. He is hung like a hummingbird…and puked on my bed.
NO LIE!!!!
the only reason I know its him is because after he blew me (can i say that?) he kept bringing up his girlfriend LAUREN or LAURIE or something…
wierd…
Does anybody have his number?
lol
How do you even know this is the guy you hooked up with? Doesn’t sound like something he would do at all……..
He’s not gay! I was his girlfriend for two years. That’s a lie and that’s not nice of you to spread dirty rumors.
F*cking liar.
He doesn’t even drink……..?
This guy is hot!!
His last name is Lamberton. You can find him on fb if yall want to reconnect.
I’ve met this douchebag before. He’s a cocky prick, and treats his “girlfriend” like shit. Sorry Ex-girlfriend. He was with a dime earlier this year but he treats her like shit and now he lost her. He’s a self centered immature f*ck who needs a god damn reality check. Honestly, if there was one person in the world I could f*ck up, It’d be him. The girl he recently lost is an amazing girl and trust me, She’s a dime. Oh an by the way he’s getting fat. Looks like his prime was highschool, ain’t that a bitch. Not surprised he got put on here. And by the way he’s looking at himself in the mirror I woudln’t be surprised if he liked d1ck. Hope you read this man, and go f*ck yourself.
I don’t know if these rumors are true, but he definitely had a girlfriend. We were off and on for two years, but this last time we dated with no breaks from March tell the first week of Jan. So, who knows. He’s not a bad guy and I’ve done my own mistakes. If this is true, I hope he learns from his mistakes like I did. I’m happy and I hope he’s happy someday, too.
-Lauren Boyer
Don’t know about the gay comment, or the other comments? but I in fact hooked up with him multiple times during that time period. And i’m 100% positive it wasn’t just me he was hooking up with (besides you). I know his because of the type of guy he is, and how shady he would act. I actually went through his phone once when he wasn’t around and there were tons of sexual texts to multiple girls. He’s bad news. Stay away from him and don’t look back.
Oh, and on a side note and i’ve def seen him drink before
Ha that’s funny if he was dating Lauren he was totally talking to me not that long ago. I knew all a long he was like that! I am glad other people now know this…so sad. I hope Lauren one day figures this out..
What’s even more funny is the status on FB he posted today.
Him:
Somebody once told me ” I don’t seem like a one girl kinda guy” I am gonna prove everybody wrong by being better, being someone the girl I like deserves and someone she is proud to wanna be with!
Good luck with that. His “changing for the better” status is on repeat every other week.