THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so big man on Penn State campus is back up QB Steven Bench and even though he hasnt seen that much playing time, people are giving him more attention than ever due to his game – with the ladies. One broad in particular is semi celeb Maria Valentino… First of all – Who is she?! Apparently he has confirmed multiple times that they are together! Ive tried to find every possible reason to hate her and the only thing I can come to is that she’s too damn perfect. What I want to know is why would this high profile woman even be messing with a college freshman??  Besides the fact that he is so sexy and has a huge career in front of him, obvi.

Maria must be a Vampire.- nik