THE DIRTY ARMY: nIK, Kelly M. is a nasty old retarded cougar that stalks younger waiters. She picks one guy and will find out his schedule and request to sit in his section 1-2 times a week. She tips well until you reject her offer too many times to have drinks with her when you get off work. Then she gets crazy and starts complaining to management and even goes as far as writing bad reviews about you on different sites. She is a nasty, crazy, ugly bitch! Watch out for her guys…you might be next! You don’t want her vajiggle-jaggle…trust me!

A taste of her own medicine…- nik